A Catholic priest is giving confession when the urge to go to the restroom overcomes him and he must leave the confessional. He peaks out and sees the janitor passing by and flags him down. He tells him of his situation and asks him to take his place in the confessional until he can get back. He tells the janitor to give two Hail Mary's and two Our Father's as penance no matter what the confessor tells him is their sin. Well, it was going pretty good for a while until an attractive teenage girl stepped into the confessional and confessed that she had given her boyfriend oral sex. Bewildered but sure the the two Hail Mary's and two Our Father's were not enough in this case the janitor looks outside the confessional and sees an altar boy nearby. He whispers to the boy, "hey kid, what does the Priest usually give for oral sex?" The altar boy says, "$5 and a snickers bar".
