"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl".
The
> priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?" "Yes, Father, it
is."
>
> "And who was the girl you were with?"
> "I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well,
> Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as
well
> tell me now.
>
> Was it Tina Minetti?"
> "I cannot say."
>
> "Was it Teresa Volpe?"
> "I'll never tell."
>
> "Was it Nina Capelli?"
> "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
>
> "Was it Cathy Piriano?"
> "My lips are sealed."
> "
> Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"
> "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
>
> The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny
Parisi,
> and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be
an
> altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
>
> Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and
> whispers,
>
> "What'd you get?"
> "4 months vacation and five good leads."
>
>
The
> priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?" "Yes, Father, it
is."
>
> "And who was the girl you were with?"
> "I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well,
> Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as
well
> tell me now.
>
> Was it Tina Minetti?"
> "I cannot say."
>
> "Was it Teresa Volpe?"
> "I'll never tell."
>
> "Was it Nina Capelli?"
> "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
>
> "Was it Cathy Piriano?"
> "My lips are sealed."
> "
> Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"
> "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
>
> The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny
Parisi,
> and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be
an
> altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
>
> Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and
> whispers,
>
> "What'd you get?"
> "4 months vacation and five good leads."
>
>