Disclaimer
This borders on "Inside Trading" so I caution you not to share this
information with unknown web addresses . . . and, always consent a
reputable broker before investing .
Investment tips for 2007.... for all of you with any money left, be aware
of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor
and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2007.
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R.Grace
Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
4.) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
merge and become: Zip Audi DoDa.
5.) FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.
6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell
Honeychild
7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
Poupon Pants.
8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!
And finally
9.) Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the
new name: Titty Titty Bang Bang
This borders on "Inside Trading" so I caution you not to share this
information with unknown web addresses . . . and, always consent a
reputable broker before investing .
Investment tips for 2007.... for all of you with any money left, be aware
of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor
and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2007.
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R.Grace
Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
4.) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
merge and become: Zip Audi DoDa.
5.) FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.
6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell
Honeychild
7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
Poupon Pants.
8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!
And finally
9.) Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the
new name: Titty Titty Bang Bang