You are gonna have to draw an old chubby guy in a pair of shorts with a pretty furry gut lying in what seems to be an infant-diper-change position ón the sofa with the kids iPad with the missus feet constantly hovering around in front of him, begging for a foot rub, before I Will feel portraited
More hair (sort of), goatee or the beginnings of a beard, depending on the day of the week. Usually coffee w/Carolyn's in the morning. Beer or bourbon in the evening. Maaybeee a glass of red wine...
WTF man?
I had literally adopted this stance 10 seconds before opening this thread (I honestly don't normally sit like this. My free hand is usually tucked into my waistband where it belongs