Here goes!
A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a
house: "Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him
the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a
Labrador retriever sitting
there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yes, I do," the Lab replies. "So, what's
your story?" The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could
talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running." "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in." "I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.
I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy
is amazed. He goes back to the house and asks the owner how much
he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars," the owner says. "Ten dollars?" the
guy gasps. "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you
selling him so cheap?" "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that
shit!"
A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a
house: "Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him
the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a
Labrador retriever sitting
there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yes, I do," the Lab replies. "So, what's
your story?" The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could
talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running." "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in." "I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.
I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy
is amazed. He goes back to the house and asks the owner how much
he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars," the owner says. "Ten dollars?" the
guy gasps. "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you
selling him so cheap?" "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that
shit!"
