Two nuns are driving along in a car when a vampire lands on their hood.
The first nun shouts to the second nun, "Quick, show it your cross!".
So the second nun leans out the window and shouts, "Get of my f**king car!".
The first nun shouts to the second nun, "Quick, show it your cross!".
So the second nun leans out the window and shouts, "Get of my f**king car!".