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A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I
can get a haircut"? The barber looked around the shop full of customers
and said, "About two hours." The guy left. A few days later, the same
guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a
haircut"?
~
The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About three hours." The
guy left. A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and
asked, "How long before I can get a haircut"? The barber looked around the
shop and said, "About an hour and half." The guy left.
~
The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor.
Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to
wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back." A little while
later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber
asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves"? Bill looked up, tears
in his eyes and said, "Your house."
can get a haircut"? The barber looked around the shop full of customers
and said, "About two hours." The guy left. A few days later, the same
guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a
haircut"?
~
The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About three hours." The
guy left. A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and
asked, "How long before I can get a haircut"? The barber looked around the
shop and said, "About an hour and half." The guy left.
~
The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor.
Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to
wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back." A little while
later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber
asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves"? Bill looked up, tears
in his eyes and said, "Your house."