As I sit my behind to rest,
I felt the pressure that was not at best.
For I know that it's at the tip,
But I fought it and held it down a bit,
But Alas, the time has come,
And I know it's got to be done.
So I proceeded towards the throne,
Just me and Breitling all alone.
As I timed the occasion with my chrono,
For this relief is my pro bono.
So here I pushed and pushed so hard,
Till I finally saw the stars.
All that for only but one "plop",
I know it's not that much ...
But what can be said of this occasion?
I know it's only constipation.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! [smilie=laughing4.gif]
I felt the pressure that was not at best.
For I know that it's at the tip,
But I fought it and held it down a bit,
But Alas, the time has come,
And I know it's got to be done.
So I proceeded towards the throne,
Just me and Breitling all alone.
As I timed the occasion with my chrono,
For this relief is my pro bono.
So here I pushed and pushed so hard,
Till I finally saw the stars.
All that for only but one "plop",
I know it's not that much ...
But what can be said of this occasion?
I know it's only constipation.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! [smilie=laughing4.gif]