Heard a new one today...

[wiscrna]

There's a ship sinking in the ocean, and lots of people are thrashing about in the water. Sharks are of course attracted, and a daddy Great White Shark thinks that today might be a good "training day" for Junior.

So Daddy tells Junior, "First, son, we're going to swim a slow circle around everyone, just under the surface of the water, showing just about an inch or two of fin. Follow me." So they swim a lazy couple of circles around the frightened passengers.

Then Daddy tells Junior, "Now, son, we're going to swim a few FAST circles around them, showing about six inches of fin. Let's go." And they pull a couple more, tighter laps around the passengers, showing more fin and becoming more aggressive.

And Dad tells Junior, "Now, son! Let's eat!" And they tear into the crowds of passengers, tearing them limb from limb, blood filling the water, and the passengers are screaming and dying horribly.

When no one is left, Junior turns to Dad and says, "That was awesome, Dad! But tell, me...why did we circle the people several times before we ate them?"

And the dad GWS turns to his son and says, "Because they always taste better when you scare the shit out of them first."

:sharkey:

 

[xeebot]

LOL, good one. :lol2:

 

[hpy540]

LOL

 

[frigpig]

The start kind of reminded me of "the 2 bulls"

Father and son bull have just been let of the corral and are staring out at the pasture full of cows.

Little bull says to big bull. "Let's run over there and nail some of those cows!"

Big bull calmly says to little bull. "No son, let's walk down and nail em all."

 

[JellyJoe]

Ok, old english pub joke.

A drunk is sitting by his 10th pint in a pub. He has to go to the toilet, but he is scared somebody would come over and drink his beer, so he leaves a note by his pint saying " I spat in this".
He goes to the toilet and when he comes back he finds another note next to the beer saying "me too".