I know how you feel!
My VIPMariner landed in the UK last Monday and still hasn't arrived. On the EMS website it states that it is in HM Customs in Coventry whilst on the Parcelforce website (EMSs UK carrier) it state its in the International Hub.
I've never hadanything seized by Customs and my work address has diplomatic status,however it looks as if I might have to take Tim up on his delivery guarantee
I'll wait and see what happens next week, in the meantime I am going to enjoy a nice glass of cold rose!!
Happy Easter....................Bah Humbug (I know thats linked to Christmas,but you know what I mean!!)
Rob