Got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of
mine the other day.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights
we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when
she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a
little of that magic.
"Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace
with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than
when you last saw me!"
She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the
challenge!
"Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man
with a waistband that's a few inches wider these>days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!
She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men
were cute!
"Anyway", "I've put on a couple of pounds myself"
.......so I told her to feck off.
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mine the other day.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights
we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when
she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a
little of that magic.
"Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace
with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than
when you last saw me!"
She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the
challenge!
"Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man
with a waistband that's a few inches wider these>days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!
She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men
were cute!
"Anyway", "I've put on a couple of pounds myself"
.......so I told her to feck off.
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