Guts or balls

[Roeod4]

Do you have guts or balls ?
A medical definition of these was provided by an MD.

The difference between "guts" and "balls"...



Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"



Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass & having the balls to say: "You're next."

 

[efnstefn]

I like the combination of the two: "Gall" or sometimes "Gaul". Defined as asking your wife, stone cold sober, to join in a MFF threesome.

 

[Roeod4]

I like the combination of the two: "Gall" or sometimes "Gaul". Defined as asking your wife, stone cold sober, to join in a MFF threesome.

It however, becomes plain balls if the other girl is already there.

 

[takashi]

Do you still have guts to post here? :twisted:

 

[bremerk2]

Do you still have guts to post here? :twisted:

Or the balls?

 

[seank]

I gotta tell you, by these definitions I have neither. Gutless and Nutless I suppose. My Wife would take all my shit. I like my stuff to much. And my kids too.




Sean K