lol.. Comming home late thread reminded me of all of these.. here goes
Whats grosser than gross :
kissing your grandmother and she slips you the tounge..
kissing your grandfather and he slips you the tounge..
sitting on your grandfathers lap and he pops a boner..
sitting on your grandmothers lap and she pops a boner..
Having your normal breakfast of Corn Flakes and your sister comes in and asks where her scab collection is.
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Ever realize that there is always some type of fast food resturant next to a graveyard?
and ever notice that no matter where it is located, there are never any stray dogs/cats near a chinese resturant?
Whats grosser than gross :
kissing your grandmother and she slips you the tounge..
kissing your grandfather and he slips you the tounge..
sitting on your grandfathers lap and he pops a boner..
sitting on your grandmothers lap and she pops a boner..
Having your normal breakfast of Corn Flakes and your sister comes in and asks where her scab collection is.
----
Ever realize that there is always some type of fast food resturant next to a graveyard?
and ever notice that no matter where it is located, there are never any stray dogs/cats near a chinese resturant?