A man who just had a complete physical is anxiously awaiting the results when the phone rings. The doctor tells him he has some good news and bad news. The anxious man asks for the good news first. The doctor tells him he has 24 hours to live. The man asks "if that's the good news, what the heck is the bad news?". The doctor pauses and then says "well....I forgot to call you yesterday." :lol:
