Glad to be drunk!!

[Dutchy]

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."

 

[Monty]

Good One!

Thanks!

 

[Dutchy]

Glad ya liked it, I believe Edge is seeing it as spam.....

 

[ThinkBachs]

I can't seem to find my original thread so I'll post here:

It sucks big time when you have the hickups just after you drank you last beer.... at least the one you have at your desk, which means you have to go to all the way to the fridge and get another one.

Groooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn