One of the other guys posted about having a bad day I posted in that thread too but thought my story might need its own thread..............
If you are having a bad day.............
This will make you feel better or at least make you laugh........
Saturday my son and I go to the brand new Ford dealership, they had a GT40 I had to see up close. We have a ball and decide to leave. My son is 4yrs old and yells to me, " race ya' to the car daddy".
I am a 38 year old 6ft man at around 225lbs. Not a small fella. we get to the car and I say now we are going to race to that light pole over there in the parking lot.
My son tears off running full blast, I am jogging behind and start to kick it into overdrive to catch and pass him for the win. Then it happened......... I fucking tripped, trying to run over the wheelchair ramp in the side walk.
It was a slowmotion kind of fall. the kind where you know its going to hurt but there is nothing you can do but cuss on the way down. So........As I was on the way to the VERY HARD concrete I yelled out OH SHIT!!!....
This was like a call to everyone in the parking lot to look at me at once.. I face planted so hard I split my lip, chin and cheek on my right side, along with skinning up a knee and the palms of both hands.
The apex was when my son reached the light pole, I was on the ground eating concrete with my face and with the whole parking lot looking on as my son informs me by yelling........ I WON DADDY. YOU LOSE!!!
Yep no shit, may face looks bad.
If you are having a bad day.............
This will make you feel better or at least make you laugh........
Saturday my son and I go to the brand new Ford dealership, they had a GT40 I had to see up close. We have a ball and decide to leave. My son is 4yrs old and yells to me, " race ya' to the car daddy".
I am a 38 year old 6ft man at around 225lbs. Not a small fella. we get to the car and I say now we are going to race to that light pole over there in the parking lot.
My son tears off running full blast, I am jogging behind and start to kick it into overdrive to catch and pass him for the win. Then it happened......... I fucking tripped, trying to run over the wheelchair ramp in the side walk.
It was a slowmotion kind of fall. the kind where you know its going to hurt but there is nothing you can do but cuss on the way down. So........As I was on the way to the VERY HARD concrete I yelled out OH SHIT!!!....
This was like a call to everyone in the parking lot to look at me at once.. I face planted so hard I split my lip, chin and cheek on my right side, along with skinning up a knee and the palms of both hands.
The apex was when my son reached the light pole, I was on the ground eating concrete with my face and with the whole parking lot looking on as my son informs me by yelling........ I WON DADDY. YOU LOSE!!!
Yep no shit, may face looks bad.
