A man in a bar sees an old friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching his friend, he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"
"Well, my mother died in June, and left me $10,000." said his friend.
"Gee, that's tough," the man replied.
"Then in July," his friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $50,000."
The man, looking concerned says, "Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're looking depressed."
His friend continues, "And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."
"Three close family members lost in three months!? I'm so sorry!"
"Then this month..." continued the guy, "Nothing! Not a single dime!"
Approaching his friend, he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"
"Well, my mother died in June, and left me $10,000." said his friend.
"Gee, that's tough," the man replied.
"Then in July," his friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $50,000."
The man, looking concerned says, "Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're looking depressed."
His friend continues, "And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."
"Three close family members lost in three months!? I'm so sorry!"
"Then this month..." continued the guy, "Nothing! Not a single dime!"