A German Sheperd, a Toy Poodle, and a Doberman were awaiting their fates at the Veterinarian's office. The Poodle asks the Sheperd."So, what are you in here for?"
"Well, I'm a digger. I feel compelled to dig all the time. My owner tried to sedate me, tie me up, lock me up in a room. Nothing helps. The last straw was I dug up the leather couch, so I'm here for the lethal injection. What are you in here for?"
The Poodle says,"I'm a barker myself. I will bark at anything, at all hours of the day and night. I can't help it. They tried to sedate me too, it didn't help much, so I'm here for the lethal injection too."
Then the Doberman says,
"Oh, well...I'm a humper. I just can't help it. Everything looks so good to me I just jump on and hump my brains out. The last straw was when my owner was getting out of the shower this morning. She bent over to dry her feet and I hopped up onto her back."
The other two look at him and say "Lethal injection, Huh?"
"Naw," he says, "Just a nail trim."
"Well, I'm a digger. I feel compelled to dig all the time. My owner tried to sedate me, tie me up, lock me up in a room. Nothing helps. The last straw was I dug up the leather couch, so I'm here for the lethal injection. What are you in here for?"
The Poodle says,"I'm a barker myself. I will bark at anything, at all hours of the day and night. I can't help it. They tried to sedate me too, it didn't help much, so I'm here for the lethal injection too."
Then the Doberman says,
"Oh, well...I'm a humper. I just can't help it. Everything looks so good to me I just jump on and hump my brains out. The last straw was when my owner was getting out of the shower this morning. She bent over to dry her feet and I hopped up onto her back."
The other two look at him and say "Lethal injection, Huh?"
"Naw," he says, "Just a nail trim."
