A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were
in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her
private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when
she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was
definite movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling
him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick
and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close
the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into
his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined,
no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?"
they cried.
The husband said, I'm not sure - I think maybe she choked."
:wink:
in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her
private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when
she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was
definite movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling
him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick
and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close
the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into
his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined,
no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?"
they cried.
The husband said, I'm not sure - I think maybe she choked."
:wink: