One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing
home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for.
The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and
set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.
She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways
in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and
straighten her up.
Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side.
The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on
all morning.
Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her
new home. "So Mum, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they
ask. "It's OK," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."
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80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess
what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!"
An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"
Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."
***************
A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home.
As she ran, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown, flash passers by
and scream "Supersex."
She ran up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping up her nightie at
him, she screamed, "Supersex."
He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll have
the soup."
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home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for.
The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and
set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.
She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways
in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and
straighten her up.
Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side.
The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on
all morning.
Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her
new home. "So Mum, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they
ask. "It's OK," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."
****************
80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess
what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!"
An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"
Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."
***************
A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home.
As she ran, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown, flash passers by
and scream "Supersex."
She ran up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping up her nightie at
him, she screamed, "Supersex."
He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll have
the soup."
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