Call from ex girl friend

[Phil G]

Got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of

mine the other day.



We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights

we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when

she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a

little of that magic.



"Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace

with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than

when you last saw me!"



She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the

challenge!



"Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man

with a waistband that's a few inches wider these

days!"



She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!

She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men

were cute!



"Anyway", "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"

she giggled









.......so I told her to fook off.






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[olworthers]

brilliant!!


-OW

 

[wat44]

hahahahhahahhaha

 

[cybee]

Hahaha so true.

I have a close friend, he is 59 years old and never been married. He is very well off but he goes on these dating sites trying to find a soul mate. Guess what his #1 prerequisite for a woman is, that she is pretty. I always tell him to look in the mirror, then lower the bar to reality.

 

[BADWIN BING]

Hahaha so true.

I have a close friend, he is 59 years old and never been married. He is very well off but he goes on these dating sites trying to find a soul mate. Guess what his #1 prerequisite for a woman is, that she is pretty. I always tell him to look in the mirror, then lower the bar to reality.

I admire your honesty. Sometimes you just have to tell it like it is.

 

[powderfreak]

:rofl:

There's a bit of truth in every joke...