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British humour

Phil G

Respected Member
29/9/10
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Stevenage, Hertfortshire, England
These are classified ads which were actually placed in a U.K. Newspaper


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!


FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.


FREE PUPPIES
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED
Also 1 gay bull for sale.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.


****
And the WINNER is... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER
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Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.

No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.



And Last But Not Least The Statement of the Century
A Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker

Billy
Connolly -
"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking,
how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"



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co-axial

Legendary Member
Advisor
16/9/10
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FOR SALE BY OWNER.

Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.

No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

LMFAO Phil, pls keep on posting "british humor" please!