A Banbury senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z3 convertible out of the car salesroom.
Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying the
wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing the
pedal to the metal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him,
blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 110mph, then 120, then 130mph.
Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for
this nonsense!" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police
car to catch up with him.
Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's
side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in10 minutes.
Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give
me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you
go." The man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied,
"Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," said the policeman
Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying the
wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing the
pedal to the metal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him,
blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 110mph, then 120, then 130mph.
Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for
this nonsense!" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police
car to catch up with him.
Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's
side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in10 minutes.
Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give
me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you
go." The man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied,
"Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," said the policeman
