Bill Clinton started jogging...

[t185]

Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow. "Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.

"No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton .

This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.

He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"

And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"

One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog! As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized he "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.

He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator. As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker! Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled... See what you get for five bucks!?"

 

[Anubis]

Man, what you got against that bitch anyway?

 

[CISO1969]

I like the joke.

Anubis, she is pure evil. The kind that hides in sheep's wool -sometimes.

I will not elaborate or get into a debate on her as this is a watch forum, but she and Chuck Schumer are an embarassment to my home state.

CISO

 

[Anubis]

CiSO, evil shmievel. show me 1 politician that a genuinely good person. Back home we have a saying: " Politics's a dirty whore"
No one in the game is clean. And in the rare occasion that some is, that just means they will be. neither side of the aisle is in it for the regular Joe. And instead of a legislature filled with congressmen and senators coming from the masses of working and middle-class Americans, we have a legislature filled, over-filled, with multi-millionaires, millionaires, with just a smattering of average-income middle class people. Normally about half the senators are millionaires, which ranges from people with assets over $100 million (like John Kerry, Herb Kohl, Jay Rockefeller and probably Bill Frist-- they all lie big time when it comes to reporting) to a few with barely over a million (like Grassley, the Florida Nelson, Landrieu, Hatch, Boxer, Cantwell, Stevens, Carper, Brownback, Reid). Assets are different from annual income. Every member of Congress is paid a salary of $154,700 (and members of the leadership get $171,900 each) and each is the recipient of a truly generous, even royal retirement and health benefits package; all this puts them in a financial situation considerably higher than their constituents. Only 10 U.S. senators reported a net worth of under $100,000.

We need a revolution.

I like the joke.

Anubis, she is pure evil. The kind that hides in sheep's wool -sometimes.

 

[smyrnasurfin]

That is a great one., why ANYONE would vote for her.....Ok sorry no politics.

 

[t185]

"why ANYONE would vote for her......

One word.....SHEEEEP...

 

[rah]

Like the shirt! Agree with what it says.

 

[smyrnasurfin]

Like the shirt! Agree with what it says.

Love the shirt!

 

[coop]

Funny joke!
Great shirt!

 

[Novesh]

I'd vote for her.









































If I voted at all :roll:

 

[t185]

Funny joke!
Great shirt!

Your shirt is not to bad....:twisted:

 

[rogerwine]

Hey all the sheep already voted for Bush, twice. Talk about stupid!!
Rogerwine

 

[caravaggio]

I saw another shirt that was funny too.

It had George Bush on it, smiling like a dumb-ass (as usual) and underneath it said:

To my beloved soldiers in Iraq:
Life is a bitch and then you DIE.

 

[rogerwine]

By the way, the shirt sucks!!
Rogerwine

 

[t185]

I saw another shirt that was funny too.

It had George Bush on it, smiling like a dumb-ass (as usual) and underneath it said:

To my beloved soldiers in Iraq:
Life is a bitch and then you DIE.

Yea the good old USA saving the world....again...

Enjoy your freedom..

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[t185]

By the way, the shirt sucks!!
Rogerwine

A lot of thought went into that comment...Nice...

Typical liberal response..

 

[caravaggio]

That is the problem right there

I saw another shirt that was funny too.

It had George Bush on it, smiling like a dumb-ass (as usual) and underneath it said:

To my beloved soldiers in Iraq:
Life is a bitch and then you DIE.

Yea the good old USA saving the world....again...

Enjoy your freedom..

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Not Clinton, Bush or whoever...The problem is in the attitude that all the countries on the precious earth owes their freedom to the US....

Give me a F*cking break. Canada has been "free" without the charity hand out of any country, including the good ol' USA.

We have fought for our constitution and our freedom of speech, bill of rights and all that, just as hard as you good ol' USA... We do not need another country to tell us that we should be so lucky to have had the US hand out freedomw like you handout muffins in a soup line. Your african-american slaves fled your country to hide in ours in fears that the US would kill them or treat them inhumanely....The civil rights issue in the uS has not been one for pride and bragging rights while ours has been NOT perfect but much better than yours.

A great misconception in the US history books and Hollywood hyped up movies (like Saving Private Ryan).... more Canadian died on the beaches of Normandy than any other armies of any countries. We Canadians have fought WWII way before the US decided it was their war, we Canadians are so revered in Europe for our war efforts and yet only very few in the US even knows that many monuments and cemetaries dedicated to Canadian soldiers are visited every day with flowers and letters...

Canada is a well respected country around the world...for many reasons and it has been like this for almost 100 years.

And to top it off, on TV there is a new show: Are you smarter than a fifth grader?

Now, I wonder: must the media feel compelled to prolong the worldy stigma about oyur country that most of your people are dumb??

 

[Anubis]

Yea the good old USA saving the world....again...

Enjoy your freedom..

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I'm sorry T but enjoy your freedom from what? never understood that. Like the freedom the Iraqis are enjoying right now? Or the freedom our troops are enjoying? How do you liberate someone, declare mission accomplished and still have the situation we have there? How many dead last week? That's some freedom, huh? where are those darned WMDs? But hold tight everyone and stay the course, we are liberating these folks. Just not sure from what that's all. Meanwhile Halliburton is moving HQ to Dubai, to get closer to new markets in Iran and Syria. This is not the opening of regional headquarters - this is where the main headquarters - and the CEO - will be. Are the rats leaving the sinking boat? Or that it is suddenly becoming safer to stay away from US law enforcement authorities?

I know, I know, I'm enjoying my freedom right? Just like I can do in the rest of the civilized world. But off course this is the land of the free. Knee jerk flag waving does not show patriotism. I love this country. The government is not the country. the people are.

 

[Jake48]

Re: That is the problem right there

I saw another shirt that was funny too.

It had George Bush on it, smiling like a dumb-ass (as usual) and underneath it said:

To my beloved soldiers in Iraq:
Life is a bitch and then you DIE.

Yea the good old USA saving the world....again...

Enjoy your freedom..

[smilie=mblah05.gif]

Not Clinton, Bush or whoever...The problem is in the attitude that all the countries on the precious earth owes their freedom to the US....

Give me a F*cking break. Canada has been "free" without the charity hand out of any country, including the good ol' USA.

We have fought for our constitution and our freedom of speech, bill of rights and all that, just as hard as you good ol' USA... We do not need another country to tell us that we should be so lucky to have had the US hand out freedomw like you handout muffins in a soup line. Your african-american slaves fled your country to hide in ours in fears that the US would kill them or treat them inhumanely....The civil rights issue in the uS has not been one for pride and bragging rights while ours has been NOT perfect but much better than yours.

A great misconception in the US history books and Hollywood hyped up movies (like Saving Private Ryan).... more Canadian died on the beaches of Normandy than any other armies of any countries. We Canadians have fought WWII way before the US decided it was their war, we Canadians are so revered in Europe for our war efforts and yet only very few in the US even knows that many monuments and cemetaries dedicated to Canadian soldiers are visited every day with flowers and letters...

Canada is a well respected country around the world...for many reasons and it has been like this for almost 100 years.

And to top it off, on TV there is a new show: Are you smarter than a fifth grader?

Now, I wonder: must the media feel compelled to prolong the worldy stigma about oyur country that most of your people are dumb??

Nice Shirt! I happen to like Canadians - after all, they have the Royal Mounted Police and they make good beer. Your argument sounds like you suffer from "little man syndrome" Canada will always be the USA's little brother, that's just the way it is. That doesn't make Canadians "less" or Americans "better" it is what it is. Maybe you should get the chip off your shoulder and be glad you border USA not Iran.

 

[rawbarZ7]

It is not about Iraq, or oil, or Bush.

It is about Israel.

Look at a map - thats why we are sitting in Iraq right now - perfect positioning. Bush, nor anyone else calling the shots from stateside is going to pull troops out (doesn't matter who is in office). Lots of people in the Middle East make no attempt to hide how much they hate Israel. You and I may not understand why, but they do and most likely always will. And no amount of wishing for peace Bush bashing here is going to change their minds. And yet we keep sending troops over there.

Do you think any politician will be able to tell Israel or any person of Israeli descent anywhere in the US that we are abandoning them to fend for themselves? I don't think so. Especially not with Iran trying to go online with their nukes.

Remember how the first Gulf War got started? Remember who the SCUDs were aimed at?

RB