In honor of opening day here are some of my favorite baseball quotes
George Brett: "If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out."
Yogi Berra: It's d`ej`a vu all over again!
John Lowenstein: "Sure, I screwed up that sacrifice bunt, but look at it this way. I'm a better bunter than a billion Chinese. Those poor suckers can't bunt at all."
Joe Torre: "When we lost I couldn't sleep at night. When we win I can't sleep at night. But when you win, you wake up feeling better."
Tommy Lasorda: "He (Darryl Strawberry) is not a dog; a dog is loyal and runs after balls."
Bob Ueker: "Anybody with ability can play in the big leagues. To last as long as I did with the skills I had, with the numbers I produced, was a triumph of the human spirit."
Vin Skully: "Andre Dawson has a bruised knee and is listed as day-to-day (pause). Aren't we all?"
Satchel Paige: "I don't generally like running. I believe in training by rising gently up and down from the bench."
George Brett: "If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out."
Yogi Berra: It's d`ej`a vu all over again!
John Lowenstein: "Sure, I screwed up that sacrifice bunt, but look at it this way. I'm a better bunter than a billion Chinese. Those poor suckers can't bunt at all."
Joe Torre: "When we lost I couldn't sleep at night. When we win I can't sleep at night. But when you win, you wake up feeling better."
Tommy Lasorda: "He (Darryl Strawberry) is not a dog; a dog is loyal and runs after balls."
Bob Ueker: "Anybody with ability can play in the big leagues. To last as long as I did with the skills I had, with the numbers I produced, was a triumph of the human spirit."
Vin Skully: "Andre Dawson has a bruised knee and is listed as day-to-day (pause). Aren't we all?"
Satchel Paige: "I don't generally like running. I believe in training by rising gently up and down from the bench."
