This joke was supposed started in Canada!
It's a bit long, but if you like to bet, READ ON!!!
An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one
morning with a purse full of money.
She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking
to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.
After many lengthy discussions (after all, the
client is always right) an employee took
the elderly woman to the president's office.
The president of the Bank asked her how much she
wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied,
"$165,000". The president was curious and asked her
how she had been able to save so much money. The
elderly woman replied that she made bets.
The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of
bets?"
The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000
that your testicles are square."
The president started to laugh and told the woman
that it was impossible to win a bet like that.
The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at
the president and said, Would you like to take my bet?"
"Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you
$25,000 that my testicles are not square."
"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the
amount of money involved,
if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10
o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness."
"No problem", said the president of the Bank
confidently.
That night, the president became very nervous about
the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his
testicles, turning them this way
and that, checking them over again and again until
he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and
reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.
The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly
woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and
acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before
that the president's testicles were square.
The president confirmed that the bet was the same as
the one made the day before.
Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc.
so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.
The president was happy to oblige.
The elderly woman came closer so she could see
better and asked the
president if she could touch them. "Of course", said
the president. "Given
the amount of money involved, you should be 100%
sure."
The elderly woman did so with a little smile.
Suddenly the president noticed
that the lawyer was banging his head against the
wall. He asked the elderly
woman why he was doing that and she replied, "Oh,
it's probably because I
bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the
morning I would be holding
the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada!"
"Be carefull when U bet guys!"
It's a bit long, but if you like to bet, READ ON!!!
An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one
morning with a purse full of money.
She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking
to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.
After many lengthy discussions (after all, the
client is always right) an employee took
the elderly woman to the president's office.
The president of the Bank asked her how much she
wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied,
"$165,000". The president was curious and asked her
how she had been able to save so much money. The
elderly woman replied that she made bets.
The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of
bets?"
The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000
that your testicles are square."
The president started to laugh and told the woman
that it was impossible to win a bet like that.
The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at
the president and said, Would you like to take my bet?"
"Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you
$25,000 that my testicles are not square."
"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the
amount of money involved,
if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10
o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness."
"No problem", said the president of the Bank
confidently.
That night, the president became very nervous about
the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his
testicles, turning them this way
and that, checking them over again and again until
he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and
reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.
The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly
woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and
acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before
that the president's testicles were square.
The president confirmed that the bet was the same as
the one made the day before.
Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc.
so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.
The president was happy to oblige.
The elderly woman came closer so she could see
better and asked the
president if she could touch them. "Of course", said
the president. "Given
the amount of money involved, you should be 100%
sure."
The elderly woman did so with a little smile.
Suddenly the president noticed
that the lawyer was banging his head against the
wall. He asked the elderly
woman why he was doing that and she replied, "Oh,
it's probably because I
bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the
morning I would be holding
the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada!"
"Be carefull when U bet guys!"