took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 41 years ago, we
had a cheap apartment, no car, no TV, no money and slept on a sofa
bed, but I got to sleep every night with a hot, good looking 18
year old.
Now, we have a beautiful house, two nice cars, king size bed,
money and a 50" screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 59 year old woman.
It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and
find a hot 18 year old beautiful girl, and she would make sure that I
would once again be living in a cheap apartment with no car, no money,
and sleeping on a sofa bed.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your
mid-life crisis....
had a cheap apartment, no car, no TV, no money and slept on a sofa
bed, but I got to sleep every night with a hot, good looking 18
year old.
Now, we have a beautiful house, two nice cars, king size bed,
money and a 50" screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 59 year old woman.
It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and
find a hot 18 year old beautiful girl, and she would make sure that I
would once again be living in a cheap apartment with no car, no money,
and sleeping on a sofa bed.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your
mid-life crisis....