Another robbie "it only happenes to me" thread

[txrob779]

Man oh man, I sat down with my breakfast of canned biscuits, powered gravy and store brand sausage and saw what I though was a brownish red sock mashed in between the cushions that someone left on the couch. Whilst holding my breakfast plate in one hand, I reached down grab the sock with the other hand and then FAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ewww GOSH DAMMMIT it was dawg puke.
MY brain did an LSD flashback, I threw up in my mouf a little and then I flew into an expletive bender that I was unable to stop.
My free hand that wet, nasty ass shit all over it, had to stomp down and clean that shit up, spray upholstery cleaner on the cushions, YELL, CUSS and wake up leese779. It ruined my fawkin breakfast that I spent 14 minutes making....

This kinds shit only happens to me

 

[ahboy]

Lol leese779.

 

[Phil G]

Man, you really got the shit end of the stick.

I shouldn't laugh but.................:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

Good luck, Phil

 

[acharria]

LOL

 

[jeffw69]

Canned biscuits! icard:


Thanks for sharing dog puke story!

 

[WingNut]

He who has "Dawgs" knows he will deal with shit, puke, piss and the occasional WTF?

I feel your pain...!

 

[trksh-bzr]

so the dog had canned biscuits too?

 

[smokiedabong]

Canned biscuits, powered gravy and store brand sausage? The dog is right, I would puke too.

 

[R2D4]

Lesse said, after you clean up "your" dog's mess, bring me some breakfast.

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[Devo Dan]

But why was the puke "red" does doggie have stomach cancer?

 

[txrob779]

Redish Brown, like Indian Red from a 64 Crayola set. The dry dawg food is redish brown'ish ish