Two oclock in the morning in a bar - three guys just realize how frikin' late it is...
First Guy:
Man, look at the time! I am screwed. When I get home my wife is going to kill me.
Second Guy:
Why don't you sneak in the house while she is asleep? That way she doesn't know what time you came home?
First Guy:
I've tried that. I even park a block away, sneak in a window I leave open, and if I need to piss I stick my foot in the toilet and piss down the side of my leg - IT DON'T MATTER - SHE STILL WAKES UP NO MATTER HOW QUIET I AM!
Third Guy:
Do what I do, when you get home slam the door, turn on every light in the house then stomp into your bedroom naked and shout out at the top of your lungs "WHO IS READY TO F@CK?" My wife pretends she is asleep every time.
First Guy:
Man, look at the time! I am screwed. When I get home my wife is going to kill me.
Second Guy:
Why don't you sneak in the house while she is asleep? That way she doesn't know what time you came home?
First Guy:
I've tried that. I even park a block away, sneak in a window I leave open, and if I need to piss I stick my foot in the toilet and piss down the side of my leg - IT DON'T MATTER - SHE STILL WAKES UP NO MATTER HOW QUIET I AM!
Third Guy:
Do what I do, when you get home slam the door, turn on every light in the house then stomp into your bedroom naked and shout out at the top of your lungs "WHO IS READY TO F@CK?" My wife pretends she is asleep every time.
