Anal Glaucoma

[TwoTone]

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks;

"I have a case of anal glaucoma" she says in a weak voice.

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I can't see my ass coming into work today."

 

[THOR509]

im suffering from rectal occular reflex

every time my ass hits a chair , my eyes close

 

[zetterdawg]

I'm suffering from Ocular Rectumitis

my ocular nerve is attached to my a$$hole, giving me a shitty outlook on life.