An ode to turkeys!

[redbeard]

He laid her on the table,so white and clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat,he rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and felt her breast,then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,he gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide,he looked inside,all was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms....
Then stuffed the Christmas turkey.

May I wish you all and your dirty minds a Merry Christmas.

My sense of humour far outweighs my knowledge of watches!Thanks for letting me be part of this fantastic forum.
Cheers!

 

[JellyJoe]

^^ cheers mate, Merry XMas to you and everybody
When you open the oven make sure the turkey doesn't push first, em sly ol' birds

 

[greecean]

excellent!

 

[Phil G]

My sense of humour far outweighs my knowledge of watches!Thanks for letting me be part of this fantastic forum.
Cheers!

And I though I was the only sorry b'stard on here like that.

Have a great Christmas redbeard and all fellow members.

I'll drink to that.