Alzheimer's

[Deadbear77]

If you are over 45 yrs old, you MUST take this Alzheimer's Test


How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?
1. _ _NDOM


2. F_ _K


3. P_N_S


4. PU_S_


5. S_X


6. BOO_S





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Answers:
















1. RANDOM

2. FORK

3. PANTS

4. PULSE

5. SIX

6. BOOKS

You got all 6 wrong....didn't you?


You do NOT have Alzheimer's


You are a Pervert

 

[Q5?]

Hmmmmm.....:angry:

 

[Steelfish]

EDIT:

 

[BADWIN BING]

More money is spent on boob jobs and viagra than there is on alzeiheimers research!

By 2040 the elderly will have perky tits, stiff cocks and no idea why.

 

[Deadbear77]

More money is spent on boob jobs and viagra than there is on alzeiheimers research!

By 2040 the elderly will have perky tits, stiff cocks and no idea why.

Lol! Awesome.

 

[wiscrna]

More money is spent on boob jobs and viagra than there is on alzeiheimers research!

By 2040 the elderly will have perky tits, stiff cocks and no idea why.

:spit:

 

[ahw676]

More money is spent on boob jobs and viagra than there is on alzeiheimers research!

My guess for your version of spelling Alzheimer's:

1) blood alcohol level greater than 0.8 MG/ML
2) you are testing ME for Alzheimer's
3) you are trying to drive me batty

 

[Phil G]

:biglaugh:


Phew, got them all wrong




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[BADWIN BING]

My guess for your version of spelling Alzheimer's:

1) blood alcohol level greater than 0.8 MG/ML
2) you are testing ME for Alzheimer's
3) you are trying to drive me batty

Oops, yes that was a poor attempt wasn't it. I'd like to say it was #3, more likely #1 though.

I have had the odd glass of red tonight.

That's my excuse anyway.

 

[cybee]

Woohoo perv here.

 

[ahw676]

I have had the odd glass of red tonight.

You know, on Valentine's Day, you're supposed to be having the odd glass of red with your lover, not posting about the geriatric population and their stiff cocks.

 

[BADWIN BING]

You know, on Valentine's Day, you're supposed to be having the odd glass of red with your lover, not posting about the geriatric population and their stiff cocks.

I'm lost for words. :shocked:

In my defence, she's taken my daughter to the theatre. Sister Act I think.

Maybe it was something else, I've forgotten.

 

[ahw676]

In my defence, she's taken my daughter to the theatre. Sister Act I think.

Who said anything about your wife? Don't you love your new puppy? (Okay, not in the get drunk and seduce kind of way.)

 

[BADWIN BING]

I love everybody ahw including you.

This is just for you on Valentines. x

Thanks for being you. You are a very special person, and I thank you for it.

Send in the bears guys.

 

[Steelfish]

I didn't really want to contribute to a thread regarding Alzheimer's but how could I resist this........

I love everybody ahw including you.

This is just for you on Valentines. x

Thanks for being you. You are a very special person, and I thank you for it.

Send in the bears guys.

For our den mum........

 

[ahw676]

I'm in love with Tatty Teddy at the moment. He's even a UK bear. :ahw:

 

[Steelfish]

I'm in love with Tatty Teddy at the moment. He's even a UK bear. :ahw:

In that case I change my Valentine's bear to........

 

[cybee]

Would you three please get a room?

 

[ahw676]

Keep avenger007 away from the bears!

 

[Steelfish]

Keep avenger007 away from the bears!