> A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are
> both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same
> sleeping room on a Transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed
> and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell
> asleep quickly...he In the upper bunk and she in the lower.
>
> At 1:00 AM , the man leaned over and gently woke the
> woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to
> reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
> "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
> that we're married."
>
> "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
>
> "Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"
>
> After a moment of silence, he farted.
Higgy :shock:
> both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same
> sleeping room on a Transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed
> and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell
> asleep quickly...he In the upper bunk and she in the lower.
>
> At 1:00 AM , the man leaned over and gently woke the
> woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to
> reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
> "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
> that we're married."
>
> "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
>
> "Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"
>
> After a moment of silence, he farted.
Higgy :shock: