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A"whiff" of truth to this

higgy

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> A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are
> both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same
> sleeping room on a Transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed
> and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell
> asleep quickly...he In the upper bunk and she in the lower.
>
> At 1:00 AM , the man leaned over and gently woke the
> woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to
> reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
> "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
> that we're married."
>
> "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
>
> "Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"
>
> After a moment of silence, he farted.


Higgy :shock:
 

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LMAO!

too bad they weren't sharing the blanket could of given her the old dutch oven.
 

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themick said:
whats the "old dutch oven"?

A dutch oven is when you fart under the blanket and pull it up over the other person's head so they get a good whiff. :shock:


HeHe. :D
 

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Dutch oven is when you are laying in bed with your significat other and you fart and pull the blanket and or sheets over her head to make her smell it.

LOL I prefer the wet dutch oven.
 

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Yllwtrb said:
Dutch oven is when you are laying in bed with your significat other and you fart and pull the blanket and or sheets over her head to make her smell it.

LOL I prefer the wet dutch oven.

Wett Ewww! :shock:
 

jfreeman420

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Dutch oven is when you are laying in bed with your significat other and you fart and pull the blanket and or sheets over her head to make her smell it.

LOL I prefer the wet dutch oven.
What a time to come into a conversation.
 

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jfreeman420 said:
Dutch oven is when you are laying in bed with your significat other and you fart and pull the blanket and or sheets over her head to make her smell it.

LOL I prefer the wet dutch oven.
What a time to come into a conversation.

Hey Jody, I've never seen you post here before, how are you?
 

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Someone give that man a dirty sanchez with his wet dutch oven :shock: