> >A store that sells new husbands has just opened in
> New York City. There a
> >woman may go to choose a husband. Here are the
> instructions at the
> >entrance that describes how the store operates:
> >
> > You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
> > * There are six floors and the attributes of
> the men increase as the
> > shopper ascends the flights.
> > * You may choose any man from a particular
> floor or you may choose to
> > go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except
> to exit the building!
> >
> >
> >So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a
> husband.
> >
> >The first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1
> - These men have jobs.
> >
> >The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men
> have jobs and love kids.
> >
> >The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men
> have jobs, love kids and
> >are extremely good looking.
> >
> >"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
> going. She goes to the
> >fourth floor.
> >
> >
> >
> >The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men
> have jobs, love kids, are
> >drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
> >
> >"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand
> it!" Still, she goes to
> >the fifth floor.
> >
> >
> >
> >The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men
> have jobs, love kids, are
> >drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework and
> have a strong romantic streak.
> >
> >She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the
> sixth floor.
> >
> >
> >
> >The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are
> visitor 31,456,012 to this
> >floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor
> exists solely as proof
> >that women are impossible to please. Thank you for
> shopping at the Husband
> >Store.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >The Wives Store
> >
> >
> >
> >A new wives store opened across the street from The
> Husband Store. It has
> >six floors, also. The same rules apply.
> >
> >The first floor sign reads: These wives love sex.
> >
> >The second floor sign reads: These wives love sex
> and have money.
> >
> >The third through sixth floors have never been
> visited.
> New York City. There a
> >woman may go to choose a husband. Here are the
> instructions at the
> >entrance that describes how the store operates:
> >
> > You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
> > * There are six floors and the attributes of
> the men increase as the
> > shopper ascends the flights.
> > * You may choose any man from a particular
> floor or you may choose to
> > go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except
> to exit the building!
> >
> >
> >So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a
> husband.
> >
> >The first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1
> - These men have jobs.
> >
> >The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men
> have jobs and love kids.
> >
> >The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men
> have jobs, love kids and
> >are extremely good looking.
> >
> >"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
> going. She goes to the
> >fourth floor.
> >
> >
> >
> >The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men
> have jobs, love kids, are
> >drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
> >
> >"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand
> it!" Still, she goes to
> >the fifth floor.
> >
> >
> >
> >The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men
> have jobs, love kids, are
> >drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework and
> have a strong romantic streak.
> >
> >She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the
> sixth floor.
> >
> >
> >
> >The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are
> visitor 31,456,012 to this
> >floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor
> exists solely as proof
> >that women are impossible to please. Thank you for
> shopping at the Husband
> >Store.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >The Wives Store
> >
> >
> >
> >A new wives store opened across the street from The
> Husband Store. It has
> >six floors, also. The same rules apply.
> >
> >The first floor sign reads: These wives love sex.
> >
> >The second floor sign reads: These wives love sex
> and have money.
> >
> >The third through sixth floors have never been
> visited.
