A man checks into a hotel on a business trip and was feeling a bit lonely. He thought to himself, "I'll call one of those girls that you see advertised in the public phone booths when you're calling for a cab."
He went down through the lobby, went outside, and popped into a phone booth near the front of the hotel, where he found an ad for a girl calling herself "Monique". She was a lovely girl, bent over in the photo, with a "come hither" look on her pretty face. He copied down the phone number and returned to his hotel. When back in his room, he figures, "What the heck, I'll give her a call."
"Hello," Monique says, answering the phone. GOD, she sounded even sexier than she looked!
"Hi, Monique. I hear that you give a great massage, and I'd like you to come to my hotel room and give me one. No, wait. I should be honest with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now."
"Bring implements: Toys, rubber, leather, whips, chains, and everything else you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, and we'll do anything else you want, too! Now, how does that sound?"
She said, "All of that sounds fantastic, sir, but you need to dial "9" to obtain an outside line."
He went down through the lobby, went outside, and popped into a phone booth near the front of the hotel, where he found an ad for a girl calling herself "Monique". She was a lovely girl, bent over in the photo, with a "come hither" look on her pretty face. He copied down the phone number and returned to his hotel. When back in his room, he figures, "What the heck, I'll give her a call."
"Hello," Monique says, answering the phone. GOD, she sounded even sexier than she looked!
"Hi, Monique. I hear that you give a great massage, and I'd like you to come to my hotel room and give me one. No, wait. I should be honest with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now."
"Bring implements: Toys, rubber, leather, whips, chains, and everything else you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, and we'll do anything else you want, too! Now, how does that sound?"
She said, "All of that sounds fantastic, sir, but you need to dial "9" to obtain an outside line."
