Not Sure Where to Post....but definately "Off Topic"
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.
A young man walked up to the bench and sat down.
He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,
orange, blue, and yellow.
The old man just stared.
Every time the young man looked, the old man was
staring. The young man finally said sarcastically,
"What's the matter old timer, never done anything
wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got
drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just
wondering if you were my son."
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.
A young man walked up to the bench and sat down.
He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,
orange, blue, and yellow.
The old man just stared.
Every time the young man looked, the old man was
staring. The young man finally said sarcastically,
"What's the matter old timer, never done anything
wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got
drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just
wondering if you were my son."