A little boy is walking down the road dragging a flattened frog on a string.
He walks up to the local brothel and taps the door. When the madam answers he says, "I want to have sex with your dirtiest girl, who has lots of diseases. I've got £500 to spend".
The madams eyes light up and she says, "That will be me then, but why do you want a disease"?
The boy said," Tonight after mum and dad leave ,the babysitter will shag me 'cause she likes cute little boys. Later when dad takes her home he'll shag her in the layby. When he comes home and goes to bed mum will want a good seeing too and tomorrow when dad goes off to work mum will shag the milkman, and he's the bastard that ran my fcuking frog over!"
He walks up to the local brothel and taps the door. When the madam answers he says, "I want to have sex with your dirtiest girl, who has lots of diseases. I've got £500 to spend".
The madams eyes light up and she says, "That will be me then, but why do you want a disease"?
The boy said," Tonight after mum and dad leave ,the babysitter will shag me 'cause she likes cute little boys. Later when dad takes her home he'll shag her in the layby. When he comes home and goes to bed mum will want a good seeing too and tomorrow when dad goes off to work mum will shag the milkman, and he's the bastard that ran my fcuking frog over!"
