OMG this is sad/funny.
This was off of some guy's blog (cansesclasseled.com/index.php?blog=1&cat=24). ran into it doing some image research for an eggBeater.
owner's cat only has 3 limbs, so they're trying out alternatives for the cat so he can fully function:
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""Jinx’s New Arm"
Well, we finally fixed him. The silly broken cat was running around with an odd number of limbs, but not anymore. We gave him a spatula attachment first so that he could make breakfast for us. He always does hot laps across the bed in the wee hours of the morning to get us to get up and fix him some food. Now the tables have turned. He can make food for us now! However, teaching him how to cook now is turning out to be excessively difficult."
"Next we tried giving him the pizza cutter. We figured that he could wheel around on it, taking some of the weight off his good leg. His good leg, by the way, is absolutely ripped! It’s huge! You’ll have to give this bulky mass of muscle a squeeze when you get back. You’ll be impressed.
The pizza cutter worked out pretty well for the most part, but then he got into a scuffle with Topaz. Holy crap! That blade was slinging all over the place in some crazy form of kitty kung fu. It was brutal. Topaz got hurt pretty bad and hasn’t messed with Jinx since. I think Jinx likes this one best."
"I’m not quite sure what the motivation for the egg beater was, but we stuck it on him anyway. It was pretty cute at first. He could bear some weight on it to give his other leg a rest. Also, it was far more heavy than the pizza cutter, so he couldn’t sling it around with reckless abandon when Topaz approached. Things were really looking good for this new leg until Jinx learned how to operate the little crank with his other paw. It was incredible! You’d have to see it to believe it. He got that thing humming and then pounced on Topaz. Within seconds the egg beater was all jammed up with ears, whiskers and a tail. It was brutal."
"On second thought, maybe Jinx doesn’t need a new leg after all."
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This was off of some guy's blog (cansesclasseled.com/index.php?blog=1&cat=24). ran into it doing some image research for an eggBeater.
owner's cat only has 3 limbs, so they're trying out alternatives for the cat so he can fully function:
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""Jinx’s New Arm"
Well, we finally fixed him. The silly broken cat was running around with an odd number of limbs, but not anymore. We gave him a spatula attachment first so that he could make breakfast for us. He always does hot laps across the bed in the wee hours of the morning to get us to get up and fix him some food. Now the tables have turned. He can make food for us now! However, teaching him how to cook now is turning out to be excessively difficult."
"Next we tried giving him the pizza cutter. We figured that he could wheel around on it, taking some of the weight off his good leg. His good leg, by the way, is absolutely ripped! It’s huge! You’ll have to give this bulky mass of muscle a squeeze when you get back. You’ll be impressed.
The pizza cutter worked out pretty well for the most part, but then he got into a scuffle with Topaz. Holy crap! That blade was slinging all over the place in some crazy form of kitty kung fu. It was brutal. Topaz got hurt pretty bad and hasn’t messed with Jinx since. I think Jinx likes this one best."
"I’m not quite sure what the motivation for the egg beater was, but we stuck it on him anyway. It was pretty cute at first. He could bear some weight on it to give his other leg a rest. Also, it was far more heavy than the pizza cutter, so he couldn’t sling it around with reckless abandon when Topaz approached. Things were really looking good for this new leg until Jinx learned how to operate the little crank with his other paw. It was incredible! You’d have to see it to believe it. He got that thing humming and then pounced on Topaz. Within seconds the egg beater was all jammed up with ears, whiskers and a tail. It was brutal."
"On second thought, maybe Jinx doesn’t need a new leg after all."
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