15 Annoying Questions Husbands Can’t Stop Asking Their Wives

[Phil G]

1. Where do we keep the toilet paper? -- Same place it's been stored since we moved into this house five years ago!
2. Do we have any snacks? -- I don't know. Why don't you open the cupboard and look!
3. Do I have any deodorant? -- Hmm. How will we solve this mystery? I know, try checking your bathroom cabinet.
4. Do we have any milk? -- Open. The. Fridge. And. Look!!!!
5. Where's the mail? -- In that mailbox you walked by right before you stepped inside.
6. Do you need help with the dishes? -- Next time ask before you see me put the last plate away.
7. Are you watching that? -- Of course not. I am just sitting here staring at the screen for no apparent reason.
8. Where is my hat? -- Wherever you left it when you took it off.
9. Do you mind if I watch the games? -- Hmmm. Is that plural, meaning more than one? Ugh.
10. You gonna wear that? -- Why go there?
11. Is it that time of the month? -- If you mean the time of the month that you are annoying, then yes.
12. Can you change his diaper? I did the last one! -- Oh yeah, and I did the last 50 before that.
13. Do we really have to go? -- Yes.
14. If you died, you'd want me to remarry, wouldn't you? -- Sure, as long as she's older and fatter than me.
15. Why are you so annoyed? -- See any of the above!

 

[Mendota]

:lol:

 

[d4m.test]

hehe!! ONlY a married guy could dream up this stuff, heh! Great, Phil!!

dave

 

[Rudy40]

You forgot.

Honey you dont mind if i buy another watch do you? MY WIFE[ If you bring another watch in this house i will devorce you. Dumb arss!

 

[ressmeplz]

:thumbsup:

 

[If you see Kay]

what's for dinner?
do we have to go and visit them?
why don't you do it?
how long are you going to take in the washroom?
I'm busy, can't you see?
are you sleeping?
can we try a different position this time?

 

[believer123]

Are you ready to go yet? -