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This page cracks me up. I don't know if it's already been posted, if so I'm sorry.

Ten Reasons to Reject the Idea of Buying a Replica Watch

If you still have hesitations whether to buy or not to buy a replica watch of your favorite brand, below you will find the most crucial reasons to help you make up your mind. The article is based on real opinions shared by simple customers as well as experienced watch experts.

1. A replica watch shows off what you really don't have: This is what many people actually think about wearing a replica watch. 'Fakes are worn to impress plastic minds,' as one customer said. 'If one buys a fake, he is fooling others,' 'A fake is and will always be a fake and so is the person who owns one' - these are some more opinions about replicas. All these statements reflect one and the same idea - people wearing replica watches are not taken seriously and their reputation may seriously suffer. If you care about what people think about you, especially in business circles, it is better to avoid wearing a replica watch.

2. Almost anyone can tell a replica watch from an authentic one: Many watch experts think that low quality replica watches will be spotted at more than 20 feet away ('they are so poorly made that even a blind chimp would not mistake one for the real thing'). Even if you are not a watch expert yourself, your attention will be caught, for example, by the gold plating of a fake that is too yellow in color or the glass or plastic crystal not reflecting light like sapphire crystal.

3. A replica watch will actually impress no one: Considering the two opinions mentioned above, if you want to impress others with a fake, you will hardly manage to do that. As a rule, people who purchase highly priced authentic timepieces find no reason to impress anyone as they already have at their disposal enough income to purchase many other expensive items and hardly feel the need to impress anyone with an over-expensive wristwatch.


4. A replica watch will never grow up in value: This reason needs no explanation. There is little or no sense to pay 500-1000 dollars for a fake watch as it is much better to save some more money until you have enough to buy a real nice authentic timepiece, probability a used one from a reputable dealer.

In comparison, an authentic watch becomes a thing to be inherited by the generations to follow, a true family relic and talisman the value of which grows over time.

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5. Poor durability: Replica watches are produced from poor quality materials, so they are easily scratched or even broken. The mechanisms inside a replica watch will not last for a long time, so you will have to either take your watch to be repaired or, if it is seriously damaged, simply throw it away.

One can take an authentic watch to the authorized service center where it will be treated properly and last for many years to come.

6. Lack of precision: Cheap replica watches are equipped with poor quality mechanisms, usually, cheap quartz movements, so one shouldn't expect great precision from a fake watch.

The mechanisms of genuine watches are often hand-made and guarantee remarkable precision.

7. Lack of additional functions and complications: The majority of replica watches do not feature the functions they are meant to, as they simply imitate the design of an authentic watch but lack the corresponding functions. So, if you dream about a watch with a minute repeater or a tourbillon, you will never find a replica watch with such horological complications.

8. Lack of innovative features: Replica watches do not provide the innovations incorporated by the authentic ones. A great advantage of an original watch is that its producer spends much time working on innovations, applying new high-tech materials, improving the watch's design and technical features. Consequently, the quality and durability of branded watches gets significantly improved and owners of genuine timepieces can enjoy wearing their watches that guarantee precision timekeeping.

9. Replica watch buyers involuntarily support illegal activity of fake watch producers: Today, the widespread counterfeiting industry, violating intellectual property rights, is linked to major organised crime, drugs, prostitution and even people-smuggling. The producers of qenuine watches join efforts to fight counterfeiting and minimize its negative effects.

10. Inner feeling of dissatisfaction: Many customers who buy a replica watch quickly get disillusioned as it turns out to be not half a thing they so much wanted to own.

Authentic watches are true masterpieces of engineering and beauty. Many customers compare purchasing a genuine watch to purchasing pieces of art or diamonds as they hold a special value to their owner.

Purchasing a replica watch holds no value or meaning as it is a kind of self-deception - you long for a masterpiece but get an imitation that only looks like the thing you have been dreaming about.


P.S.: Wide choice of reasonably priced authentic watches: A replica watch may be successfully substituted by a reasonably priced timepiece produced by some other reputable brand. If, for example, you are crazy about Patek Philippe watches, the price of which often reaches dozens of thousands of dollars, try to discover another Swiss brand or a Japanese brand that produces high quality timepieces available at affordable price range. As a good alternative, Tissot watches are on the list of Swiss bestsellers attracting whole armies of avid fans.

As one customer said, 'I would prefer a real Casio over a fake Rolex.'
 

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Don't forget buying rep watches funds terrorism, that makes your watch lovely rep a terrorwrist..:lol:...you get it, terror-wrist...i'm here all night (no seriously i basically am here all night).
 

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My arguments, point for point.

"A replica will impress no one". Tell that to the people that have been commenting on my Pam when stopped at red lights, or the 2 guys at Biaggis trying to coax each other into asking me just where I'd found such a big, beautiful Rolex.

"A replica will never go up in value". True, but there are a few exceptions, just like gen watches. Watches aren't considered a great investment anyway, because there's no telling which ones will retain, or accumulate value.

"Fakes show off what you really don't have". No, reps show off that I have a really nice watch, and you're drooling over it. Don't be a hater.

"Almost anyone can tell a fake watch from an authentic one". This statement is just plain ludicrous.

"Poor durability". Oh, really? Your Stainless steel is more strong than mine? Is your sapphire crystal MORE scratch resistant? No, I don't think so.

"lack of precision" I LOVE that they say cheap quartz lacks precision, when it's multitudes more precise than mechanical watches. lol

"lack of additional complications" Um, last time I checked there are several rep tourbillon models on the market. As for a minute repeater, if you think anyone can pull of a $100k movement for less than $500, you're just crazy. Plus you'd be a moron to wear it, because it would be no where close, and it would call your funding into question.

"Lack of innovative features" Most reps have the same "innovative features" as their gen counterparts.

"Supporting illegal activity" I think of it more as supporting my inner sense of financial stability.

"Inner feeling of dissatisfaction" Are you freaking kidding? Every new watch feels like Christmas, and I'm filled with pride that I got such a beautiful timepiece for such a great price.
 

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yup, been posted before but makes me laugh everytime I read it. Some people just don't know what the hell they're talking about
 

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I love how no one mentions things like clone cars, or kit cars... Replicas of $250k+ automobiles, but made of fiberglass, powered by vw engines, or crate 350s. I've seen a hundred of them. One Shelby GT that only cost $40k, but was a replica of a half million dollar one off vintage. The man that own it was just as proud of it as any vintage car owner I know. Maybe more so, because he made it piece by piece himself, and had $460k to spare.
 

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The only part I half-agree with is for the people who buy reps to fool other people into thinking they have way more money than they actually do.

I feel like for myself, and most people on this forum, I buy reps because I can appreciate a fine timepiece and I have fine tinkering with them. I also feel like gen watches, for most people, are a collection-type deal. With reps, I feel like it is more of a hobby. I'm infinitely more comfortable opening up a rep that cost a couple hundred dollars to learn how it works and mod it to look even better. I know if I had a gen that costs thousands of dollars, I wouldn't even think about doing that. I've only been interested in reps a short while, but I'm so happy I got in. It is an awesome hobby with a GREAT community here behind it.
 

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Don't forget buying rep watches funds terrorism, that makes your watch lovely rep a terrorwrist..:lol:...you get it, terror-wrist...i'm here all night (no seriously i basically am here all night).

Haha, this actually made me laugh!
 

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The point about a lack of precision, having owned a gen swiss eta, I can say that these modern day reps are stunningly precise, and engineered. You can't make these rep movements with a hammer and chisel you need the right tooling and manufacturing techniques. Sure these reps are not 100 % precise and there is little QC but they are nothing short of impressive. My brother lusted after my 100 dollar pam 111h, and he owns a gen Omega Seamaster, kept bugging me to buy it for over an hour.
 

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2. Almost anyone can tell a replica watch from an authentic one: Many watch experts think that low quality replica watches will be spotted at more than 20 feet away ('they are so poorly made that even a blind chimp would not mistake one for the real thing'). Even if you are not a watch expert yourself, your attention will be caught, for example, by the gold plating of a fake that is too yellow in color or the glass or plastic crystal not reflecting light like sapphire crystal.

Actually- they may have a point here.... I can't even begin to recall ALL of the times when members of the general public have locked eyes to my wrist at approximately 20 feet, charge towards me and then announce, 'I knew it, this watch is a FAKE!!! I spotted how that 'o' was 3 thousandths of a millimetre off centre from 20 feet away, you disgusting, fake person!'

6. Lack of precision: Cheap replica watches are equipped with poor quality mechanisms, usually, cheap quartz movements, so one shouldn't expect great precision from a fake watch.

The mechanisms of genuine watches are often hand-made and guarantee remarkable precision.

Bahahaha, just when i thought they were making sense :p A quartz movement - not accurate???? lol... These people are on drugs!

7. Lack of additional functions and complications: The majority of replica watches do not feature the functions they are meant to, as they simply imitate the design of an authentic watch but lack the corresponding functions. So, if you dream about a watch with a minute repeater or a tourbillon, you will never find a replica watch with such horological complications.

Hmmmm, yes boys... I knew all of those Tourby's you've been posting were gen.... You simply bought them to show them off to us 'lesser' forum-folk trying to pass them off as reps!!! You BASTARDS!!!

9. Replica watch buyers involuntarily support illegal activity of fake watch producers: Today, the widespread counterfeiting industry, violating intellectual property rights, is linked to major organised crime, drugs, prostitution and even people-smuggling. The producers of qenuine watches join efforts to fight counterfeiting and minimize its negative effects.

Look, I'm sick of these silly accusations! I'm simply too busy running my used gun business out of the back of my stolen van and keeping an eye on my 'girls' on the street to worry about what may or may not be supporting organised crime! Give a bloke a break!



As one customer said, 'I would prefer a real Casio over a fake Rolex.'

Oh, thankfully they start talking sense again right on the buzzer.... With arrogance and ignorance like this, our hobby is safe for years to come....

To the author of this article;

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4. A replica watch will never grow up in value: This reason needs no explanation. There is little or no sense to pay 500-1000 dollars for a fake watch as it is much better to save some more money until you have enough to buy a real nice authentic timepiece, probability a used one from a reputable dealer.

I love this one. Expensive luxury goods marketed as a value proposition, even an investment strategy! Clearly it makes much more financial sense to spend $10-20k on a wristwatch, than it does to spend $250-500 on one that is pretty darn close and tells time just fine. Nevermind the earnings potential of the 15k that's still in your account...

All Luxury goods are essentially Adult toys(not that kind...) and it's crazy to mislead yourself into thinking it's a financially sound decision. Not a knock on them, and toys can be fun(both kinds), but not an "investment". Of course some things appreciate in value, but rarely, and anything mass produced and purchased new won't appreciate at all, or at least not for a long time. Even then, its pretty unlikely that the appreciation will exceed the inflation rate and almost certainly won't outperform a true investment.

When I see luxury goods I assume the person with them falls into one of these categories:

1- They have plenty of money and the financial realities of owning it doesn't matter to them or affect them in any way.

2- They really shouldn't have it, but either A) feel the need to impress others or fit in so strongly they sacrifice their financial future to get it or B)Are really into the item as a hobby/passion and find it fulfilling enough to own it to make other sacrifices to do so.

3- It's fake and either A)feel the need to impress others or fit in so strongly that they buy the fake and try to pass it off as real, all the while hugely insecure about it potentially being called out, B)find the value of fakes irresistible, enjoy a good bargain, and while maybe not always carrying a sign stating their reps not real, aren't really all that concerned about being noticed wearing fakes, or C)Can't or shouldn't buy buy the real thing, realize it, and don't.

Hopefully we are all either in category 1, 2b, 3b or 3c.... but I'm not one to judge if you fall in to 2a or 3a, whatever floats your boat...
 

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Actually- they may have a point here.... I can't even begin to recall ALL of the times when members of the general public have locked eyes to my wrist at approximately 20 feet, charge towards me and then announce, 'I knew it, this watch is a FAKE!!! I spotted how that 'o' was 3 thousandths of a millimetre off centre from 20 feet away, you disgusting, fake person!'



Bahahaha, just when i thought they were making sense :p A quartz movement - not accurate???? lol... These people are on drugs!



Hmmmm, yes boys... I knew all of those Tourby's you've been posting were gen.... You simply bought them to show them off to us 'lesser' forum-folk trying to pass them off as reps!!! You BASTARDS!!!



Look, I'm sick of these silly accusations! I'm simply too busy running my used gun business out of the back of my stolen van and keeping an eye on my 'girls' on the street to worry about what may or may not be supporting organised crime! Give a bloke a break!





Oh, thankfully they start talking sense again right on the buzzer.... With arrogance and ignorance like this, our hobby is safe for years to come....

To the author of this article;

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
 

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Don't forget buying rep watches funds terrorism, that makes your watch lovely rep a terrorwrist..:lol:...you get it, terror-wrist...i'm here all night (no seriously i basically am here all night).

lolllllllllllllllllllll
 

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Did you read the last comment on that link? I guess were a giant community of insecure dipsticks! :biglaugh:

” posted by: Unknown / Dec 08, 2010 03:49 AM
Well here is a clue. There is only one reason to buy a watch and that is to tell time. A $10 watch does that and gives you alarms and the whole nine yards. Anyone who spends more then $100 on a watch is a insecure dip stick!! One of those brainwashed people who think that a name brand anything makes a statement. Good Lord!
 

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I buy replicas of impressive watches, because they simply seem obligatory to me!- and they seem obligatory to me because it isn't possible to buy replicas of impressive penises yet!!!!- as soon as that comes out, I'm gone from this terror forum-I'll be all over RSI (replica schlongg info)
edit: sorry, obviously I wont need to change forum, as I guess it goes without saying that we all have a common interesst in just change the name "rwi" to short for replica-wang.info!-that's how sad we are ! poor little penised fake guys with plastic watches that cant tell time- well let me ask you this: does your penis tell time? no huh? thought so, unless you use it as a sundial, but then you wouldn't be a member of a fake penis comunity, right? arh, I'm totally exposed here, off topic again.........dammn you trk brain!!!
 

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Funny read! I love how most of it is written under the assumption that people who buy reps are trying to pass them off as gen. and the inaccurate quartz = :rofl:
 

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This guy cracks me up. I've seen kids walking around with their hat flipped backwards, oversized earings and some Canal St Rolex that is 4 links too big dangling on their wrist. Obvioulsy no one is going to think that is real. My wife and I are fairly successful in our fields ,live in a nice home and drive higher end autos. I like the reps because I get bored of things quickly. Buying reps gives me the freedom to own a bigger variety and not be stuck to one watch. Sounds like the guy that wrote this , might be the insecure one.
 

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My two cents

To be honest the reason I really appreciate my reps, which I only have 5 as of right now, is the fact that if anything happens to my watch I will be able to sleep a little better knowing I didn't just lose a 4k watch. I had a gen Breitling superocean several years ago and lost it or had it stolen. I honestly don't know for sure it was one of those nights. I believe it may have been a case of the SS bracelet coming undone somewhere and watch go bye-bye! I was not a happy camper to say the least. Every time I would bang it against something I would about have a stroke. With my reps, I feel like I can wear an awesome looking watch and enjoy it without always being concerned about whether the last door snag etc. just bent the spring pin and my watch is going to go flying across the room. Same reason I wouldn't never put an expensive stereo in a car ever again. The factory stereo is just fine for me. After having about 4 car stereos stolen in the last 20 some years with my windows getting broke out and wire hanging everywhere. Forget about it-life is to short to possess the type of things that you constantly have to concern yourself with when you just want to go somewhere and have a good time. Not to say I don't like nice things, just a little jaded with some of the nice things I have owned and once they were gone, I realized I didn't like them enough to replace them at the original cost and have it ever happen again. Just another reason to love these fine looking watches at a margin of the price of the real ones.