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My mum has been taking the piss out of the forum..

reeder139

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Happy new year everyone,

Just thought I'd let you all know that I have banged on about how great this forum is to all my family and anyone that would listen all Christmas but sadly it has back fired.

Obviously I have a reputation as been very "cool" in the circle that I operate but now apparently I'm a sad geek for liking reps.!

My family has decided that we must have a secret handshake or symbol to let fellow members know who you are so now everytime they see me, they do this thing where they make a watch symbol with their hand on their wrist and make some stupid noise.

I'm not happy because it's a crap symbol to be honest.

I think that you lot should post pictures of superior secret symbols that one must gesture when meeting a fellow member.

Or maybe you lot really aren't that sad like I keep telling them, I don't know, you decide..!
 

rooster133

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sounds familiar... my GF has been taking the piss since day one...
 

ThinkBachs

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Here, teach 'em this...

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNSaws7_fwU"]YouTube- a super cool hand shake[/ame]
 

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I think something more visual... The code words will work but something that is less engaging. A good visual cue could be the hand opposite the watch could cover the face with the palm then touch the earlobe of the side of the body that is not wearing the watch.

A good code phrase could be. "Does your watch have the right time?"

Just a suggestion...I think the decided word/sign should be a sticky.
 

rooster133

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Ok, how about this... The code phrase is: "I like your watch!".

And the response must be exactly as follows: "Oh yeah? Well I know Muai Tai, Brazillian Ju Jitzu, and a little thing I like to call "i nailed your mom". I'm so bad ass, there isn't one little kid in any of my karate classes that even wants to spar with me cause i UNLEASH THE FURY! Yeah I've got a small penis and nobody likes me, but I drive a porsche worth more than your LIFE so **** you! Like the other day, I was walking down the street and this little old lady told me she liked my watch, so I said, "What **** you! It's not fake!" So I went into karate mode and SCISSOR KICKED HER IN THE FACE! *WHAM BAM* Then I pulled her up by her hair but her wig came off, turns out she was bald! *GROSS* ******* old people. Then I picked her up by the ears and kneed her in the face muai tai style! *BLADOW* And I was like "That's what you get for walking so slow *****! AND THERE'S NO WAY YOU COULD KNOW MY WATCH IS FAKE, CAUSE IT'S NOT, IT'S A MODDED MBW SUPER DUPER ULTIMATE SUB, AND IT'S REAL! REAL I SAY! IT USES THE SAME MOVEMENT MOST REAL WATCHES DO ANYWAY, IT'S SWISS ETA, IT'S A DIVISION OF SWATCH, PLUS I BOUGHT IT FOR A GOOD VALUE, NOT CAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD A REAL ONE CAUSE I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON KARATE CLASSES, SO **** YOU! OH, AND I DRIVE A PORSCHE WORTH MORE THAN YOUR GRANDCHILDREN!" *KAZAAM* Yeah, I showed her what's what. That's the last time she'll be calling me out on my watch. But I gtg, I'm late for yoga class WHERE I PICK UP CHICKS LIKE YOUR MOM! AMERICA!!! **** YEAH!!!"
 

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A bit long winded but I like it.

Unless we steal Klinks catchphrase after you ask someone of rhte time...'Life is good" Not that i want to homage to that burn-out.
 

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Ok, how about this... The code phrase is: "I like your watch!".

And the response must be exactly as follows: "Oh yeah? Well I know Muai Tai, Brazillian Ju Jitzu, and a little thing I like to call "i nailed your mom". I'm so bad ass, there isn't one little kid in any of my karate classes that even wants to spar with me cause i UNLEASH THE FURY! Yeah I've got a small penis and nobody likes me, but I drive a porsche worth more than your LIFE so **** you! Like the other day, I was walking down the street and this little old lady told me she liked my watch, so I said, "What **** you! It's not fake!" So I went into karate mode and SCISSOR KICKED HER IN THE FACE! *WHAM BAM* Then I pulled her up by her hair but her wig came off, turns out she was bald! *GROSS* ******* old people. Then I picked her up by the ears and kneed her in the face muai tai style! *BLADOW* And I was like "That's what you get for walking so slow *****! AND THERE'S NO WAY YOU COULD KNOW MY WATCH IS FAKE, CAUSE IT'S NOT, IT'S A MODDED MBW SUPER DUPER ULTIMATE SUB, AND IT'S REAL! REAL I SAY! IT USES THE SAME MOVEMENT MOST REAL WATCHES DO ANYWAY, IT'S SWISS ETA, IT'S A DIVISION OF SWATCH, PLUS I BOUGHT IT FOR A GOOD VALUE, NOT CAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD A REAL ONE CAUSE I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON KARATE CLASSES, SO **** YOU! OH, AND I DRIVE A PORSCHE WORTH MORE THAN YOUR GRANDCHILDREN!" *KAZAAM* Yeah, I showed her what's what. That's the last time she'll be calling me out on my watch. But I gtg, I'm late for yoga class WHERE I PICK UP CHICKS LIKE YOUR MOM! AMERICA!!! **** YEAH!!!"


:biglaugh:
 

tommy_boy

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Perhaps a simple *Bladow!* and a secret gesture, in a clockwise motion, say from 9 to 3. With a knowing, Cheshire Cat style grin? Subtle but effective.
 

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Happy new year everyone,

Just thought I'd let you all know that I have banged on about how great this forum is to all my family and anyone that would listen all Christmas but sadly it has back fired.

Obviously I have a reputation as been very "cool" in the circle that I operate but now apparently I'm a sad geek for liking reps.!

My family has decided that we must have a secret handshake or symbol to let fellow members know who you are so now everytime they see me, they do this thing where they make a watch symbol with their hand on their wrist and make some stupid noise.

I'm not happy because it's a crap symbol to be honest.

I think that you lot should post pictures of superior secret symbols that one must gesture when meeting a fellow member.

Or maybe you lot really aren't that sad like I keep telling them, I don't know, you decide..!


How is your coolness Obvious?


On the topic of this site, i wish i hadnt told people about it. I love it but i shoulda kept quiet. Obviously i maintain a Bono level of cool at all times. Mentioning this site has dropped me into the Bruce Willis level. **sigh**
 

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that's so freakn funny because I say two guys with Pams on yesterday doing this! Hmmm...
 

reeder139

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How is your coolness Obvious?


On the topic of this site, i wish i hadnt told people about it. I love it but i shoulda kept quiet. Obviously i maintain a Bono level of cool at all times. Mentioning this site has dropped me into the Bruce Willis level. **sigh**

If you ever have the pleasure of meeting me, my coolness will be immediately apparent and Bruce Willis is seriously uncool so you really are in trouble.
 

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HK, that might be the best picture you've ever posted.

Although throwing the sign that Snoop is might get you shot if you're in the wrong neighborhood.
 

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If you ever have the pleasure of meeting me, my coolness will be immediately apparent and Bruce Willis is seriously uncool so you really are in trouble.

Seanf?

Oh, and Rooster, you're a genius. :)
 

hk45ca

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HK, that might be the best picture you've ever posted.

Although throwing the sign that Snoop is might get you shot if you're in the wrong neighborhood.

true but the day date 2pac is wearing could also get you shot, especially since he had the matching bracelet on the other wrist, very nice indeed..... :)

tupacshakurm.jpg


how about this one keeping with the rolex theme,