Hi Ian,
While I mostly lurk in the shadows, I felt oblige to comment here as it appears to me that you have truly misjudged the forum's members, its dealers, and the hobby in general. There are a large number of inherent risks to this hobby, and to truly enjoy it, you owe it to yourself to take the time to familiarize yourself with all aspects of it. There is a comprehensive NEW MEMBERS section here with hoards of information. I probably just read for 2 weeks straight before even considering to make a purchase.
Members here have put the time in to learn, as well as help others. But coming to the forum with impatience, a sense of entitlement, and lack of common courtesy will gain you little but deserved backlash.
Im sure this post is a little repetitive, but given how people are still willing to extend assistance and explanation to you even after you come back with a low witted sarcastic post, my hope is you get the point.
Regards.