Riddle: Which woman does the man marry?

[jack_bauer]

A rich man meets three women. He cannot choose which one to marry, so he decides to give each woman $25,000 to see what they do with it.

The first woman uses the money and goes on a spending spree, buying clothes, shoes, electronics, a car, and various other such items for herself. After one week she has nothing left.

The second woman buys a very nice car and gives it to him as a gift to show how generous she is.

The third woman takes the money and invests in stock of various companies that she shrewdly determines will do well, and within the first week her money has more than doubled. She reimburses the man the money he gave her, uses part of the remaining money to buy him a nice car and a set of professional golf clubs, and keeps the rest of the money invested to grow more.

Which woman does the man marry?

 

[hooligan]

The first one because the other two don't exist?

 

[levelmanroger]

Easy. The one with the biggest BOOBS!!!!! :mrgreen:

 

[BlueRod37]

none of them !!
she would have to buy me a gen to be chosen :mrgreen:

 

[jack_bauer]

Easy. The one with the biggest BOOBS!!!!! :mrgreen:

Correct!

You sir, win an e-cookie

 

[fakemaster]

Whichever one signs the prenup?

 

[Hambone]

While big boobs have their charm, love conquers all, and since the money was a gift, the third womans use was the wisest, I would choose the one I love the most, but number 3 has an advantage because I find smart women to be very sexy. :wink:

 

[levelmanroger]

Sadly, I normally go with the boobs.

 

[gapple]

I would marry the second one and have an affair with the other two.

 

[watchbuff]

I would marry the second one and have an affair with the other two.

Now thats some forward thinking...

 

[tetzumaru]

tough one. none because he just found out he's gay thats why he's having hardtime choosing. if it was me i'l go with the 3rd she got everything, boobs aint a prob she has money

 

[Hambone]

If you are REALLY forward thinking, you would introduce one of the three as "your
future ex-wife" :roll:

 

[tetzumaru]

now i really thought about it I came to this conclusion girl 1 bombshell! gorgeous as hell thats why she dont give a F! and spend that money. second woman ugly thats why she tries to please him. girl number 3 smartass nerd but needs make over, after she invested the money payed him back got a make over realized theres more to life than staying with the loser so she left him.

i guess girl number 2 is the way to go

 

[sixbennetts]

Move 'em all to Utah an' marry 'em all, is all I'm sayin'.

 

[ahw676]

Sadly, I normally go with the boobs.

Question is: do the boobs go with you?

Actually, here's the thing. If the woman WAS even a little smart, she's not going to be willing to marry a man who's choosing based on money or boobies. So he'd probably be better off going with the first woman, who at least sounds like she'd marry him.

 

[cptkirk]

Not that I would :lol:, but maybe marry girl #2 because she thoughtful and giving but bang girl #1 on the side to keep the excitement going. Hire girl #3 to manage girl 1 and 2 and fund an expensive habit.

 

[Spirit]

Here´s the answer for the non-believers...

:lol:

Cheers,
Spirit.

 

[cptkirk]

Nice Sprit. See who needs boobs when they can do that. (Girl#1)

Here´s the answer for the non-believers...

:lol:

Cheers,
Spirit.

 

[madcatlancelot]

A rich man meets three women. He cannot choose which one to marry, so he decides to give each woman $25,000 to see what they do with it.

The first woman uses the money and goes on a spending spree, buying clothes, shoes, electronics, a car, and various other such items for herself. After one week she has nothing left.

The second woman buys a very nice car and gives it to him as a gift to show how generous she is.

The third woman takes the money and invests in stock of various companies that she shrewdly determines will do well, and within the first week her money has more than doubled. She reimburses the man the money he gave her, uses part of the remaining money to buy him a nice car and a set of professional golf clubs, and keeps the rest of the money invested to grow more.

Which woman does the man marry?

AHW!