looking for commonly used forum terms

[misfits1977]

I was looking for the list of terms used on the forum. Could have sworn they were somewhere in the newb section but can't find them now. I found the watch terms but cannot seem to find the board terms and i looked for six hours give or take 30 or so min for smoke breaks (no not those kind) this could be due to the massive amount of info I wish i had a better excuse besides uh can't find them. I am not familiar with terms such as newb mariner and such and am sure that there is one there is nearly every thing else.

I could use the help finding this rosetta stone :mrgreen:

 

[fakemaster]

I'll put one together.

 

[Dizzy]

Fakemaster rocks!

thanks bro cant wait to see it. I`ll sticky it in the flame free zone for ya

 

[ahw676]

Thanks from me too. I realize that no one would think that I cared, but it WOULD be nice to stop guessing at what I'm reading.

 

[fakemaster]

I know the first three will be JETMID, Seanf & Midgets

 

[ahw676]

I know the first three will be JETMID, Seanf & Midgets

Okay, that was too funny. I'm glad I sneaked out into the computer den, otherwise I'd be giggling in bed and waking people up.

 

[hooligan]

Okay, that was too funny. I'm glad I sneaked out into the computer den, otherwise I'd be giggling in bed and waking people up.

People?!?!?!?! How many folks have you got in the bed with ya?


Seriously, how many?

 

[ahw676]

People?!?!?!?! How many folks have you got in the bed with ya?

Seriously, how many?

Okay, and see, now I'm having another fit of giggles.

One thing I've learned since I've been here is not to read RWI posts while in bed. :lol:

 

[fakemaster]

Clearly she's avoiding the question.

 

[hooligan]

"Mom always said - don't play ball in the house."

Oh, and you artfully avoided actually answering my question. Very shrewd, m'lady.

 

[levelmanroger]

That could be our next member poll: "Guess how many people AHW has in bed with her"
The closest wins a watch.

Personally... I'm gonna say 4. All women between the ages of 24 and 32, and all aspiring model/actresses. DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME IF I"M WRONG!!!!! :mrgreen:

 

[seventhexile]

Midget - a small person..
porn - anything other then normal
goat - an interesting animal usually found in the same sentence as, porn, midget.
Stuffed animal fetish - see awh
flaming gay - see seanf
noobmariner - a good base sub
mbk - a good sub to mod
LOS - sometimes used in the same sentence as seanf, but generally as the rider.
Squid - used in asian porno, apparently not by awh (Source has not been confirmed)
FakeMaster aka smilymaster - an odd creature who's thirst for scams is unsurpassed.
D4m- Single handedly changing the economics of reps
S4m- No longer here,.. was a lesbian trapped in a mans body

I think that might bring you up to speed on the forum

 

[misfits1977]

I tried to post a thank you but seems it did not post, So thank you fakemaster for the help guess your always on the job and i have got nothing but help here best forum i have found for any of my growing range of hobbies. I say "hobbies" because multiple addictions doesn't sound as benign. Thanks to the rest of you all on the topic for the humor.

 

[misfits1977]

I had no idea i thought most of these were watch terms or slang for watches i needed a good laugh i got one you should warn noobs lol.hahaha

 

[ahw676]

Oh, and you artfully avoided actually answering my question. Very shrewd, m'lady.

Okay, okay, you got me. I won't hide anymore. The truth is that I sleep in an orgy-filled sex playpen and I can't keep track of all of the men and women climbing in and out of bed all night.

Still no squids though.

 

[hooligan]

Okay, okay, you got me. I won't hide anymore. The truth is that I sleep in an orgy-filled sex playpen and I can't keep track of all of the men and women climbing in and out of bed all night...

I *knew* it!!!

 

[ahw676]

I *knew* it!!!

Well, I couldn't very well have you lying awake nights wondering, now could I?

 

[hooligan]

I suppose not.

 

[brtelec]

I *knew* it!!!

Well, I couldn't very well have you lying awake nights wondering, now could I?

True, I am no longer wondering about it.
The problem is that now I am laying awake nights THINKING about it!

 

[ahw676]

True, I am no longer wondering about it.
The problem is that now I am laying awake nights THINKING about it!

You're funny.

I give everyone permission to think about it all they want, just so long as no one sends me a squid. Unless it's breaded, deep-fried, and served with a side of marinara sauce.