This was me before I got corrupted by RWI

[ahw676]

Re: Beginning the new women's section of RWI

could we get some help choosing appropriate wives for our watches instead?

I'm actually pretty sure that I'd be more useful for that than picking out watches. But I will tell you that I have pretty high standards. I won't stand for anyone that's just a pretty face attached to a bubble head (unless I ascertain that you are also just a pretty face attached to a bubble head, in which case, go for it!).

 

[xword]

Re: Beginning the new women's section of RWI

Pretty faces, bubbleheads...Eeexxxxcellent

 

[ahw676]

Re: Beginning the new women's section of RWI

Okay, we'll find a bubblehead just for you then.

 

[seanf]

Re: Beginning the new women's section of RWI

could we get some help choosing appropriate wives for our watches instead?

I'm actually pretty sure that I'd be more useful for that than picking out watches. But I will tell you that I have pretty high standards. I won't stand for anyone that's just a pretty face attached to a bubble head (unless I ascertain that you are also just a pretty face attached to a bubble head, in which case, go for it!).

But what about pretty face attached to a muscled and chisled physique?

 

[Hambone]

Re: Beginning the new women's section of RWI

Those are nice photos of a pretty lady. Welcome to the forum.

 

[ahw676]

Re: Beginning the new women's section of RWI

Thanks for the warm welcome. I'm very happy to be here.

But what about pretty face attached to a muscled and chisled physique?

Wait. Are we still looking for women? And if we are, are we looking for dominatixes? I have to admit that my experience with them is a little sparse, but I can research this for you if it's important.

 

[seanf]

Re: Beginning the new women's section of RWI

Thanks for the warm welcome. I'm very happy to be here.

But what about pretty face attached to a muscled and chisled physique?

Wait. Are we still looking for women? And if we are, are we looking for dominatixes? I have to admit that my experience with them is a little sparse, but I can research this for you if it's important.

As interested as I am in seeing what your research would unearth, let me clarify this by stating that I was referring to manly men with manly physiques. And let me further clarify that I don't mean that in a manly manlove kind of way either. I mean it in a purely manly and James-Bondian like way. Hope that clears things up.

 

[ahw676]

Re: Beginning the new women's section of RWI

I mean it in a purely manly and James-Bondian like way. Hope that clears things up.

Quite so.

By the way, aren't you the one that's purported to be Patrick Swayze's twin?

 

[seanf]

Re: Beginning the new women's section of RWI

I mean it in a purely manly and James-Bondian like way. Hope that clears things up.

Quite so.

By the way, aren't you the one that's purported to be Patrick Swayze's twin?

THAT. IS. A. JOKE.

Everyone knows that I actually bear an uncanny resemblance to James Bond. Not any of the individual actors, mind you. I look like the archetypal James Bond. The "essence" of Bond, if you will.

 

[ahw676]

Re: Beginning the new women's section of RWI

The "essence" of Bond is a secret service man who kills people and doesn't stop to frisk them for valuables afterward. Most unsuitable for any Chinese tastes. You'd be better off wearing the leopard Rolex.

 

[seanf]

Re: Beginning the new women's section of RWI

The "essence" of Bond is a secret service man who kills people and doesn't stop to frisk them for valuables afterward. Most unsuitable for any Chinese tastes. You'd be better off wearing the leopard Rolex.

Man, what is it with you and your obession with frisking dead people? We've already got midget fetishes and bestiality fetishes (don't ask), so now we're going to be known as the only replica forum that has a sub-forum on necrophilia as well?

 

[ahw676]

Re: Beginning the new women's section of RWI

Clarification: I do not want to have sex with dead people.

I just don't want what's in their wallets and pockets to go to waste.

 

[seanf]

Re: Beginning the new women's section of RWI

Clarification: I do not want to have sex with dead people.

I just don't want what's in their wallets and pockets to go to waste.

Still more than a little creepy. Besides, Bond drives an Astin Martin, wears $8,000 suits, wears a $4000 watch, and has a virtually limitless supply of (expensive) bullets. So I don't think he'd really be all that interested in hunting through some dead guy's wallet for a $10 scratch-off lottery ticket.

 

[ahw676]

Re: Beginning the new women's section of RWI

Okay, I understand then.

Would you mind posting your photo of yourself in the $8000 suit next to your Astin-Martin? And hold up an expensive bullet just for luck.

hunting through some dead guy's wallet for a $10 scratch-off lottery ticket.

But a Chinese James Bond would. Of course, it would turn out to be a replica lottery ticket too.

 

[LegendofSpeed]

Re: Beginning the new women's section of RWI

Clarification: I do not want to have sex with dead people.

I just don't want what's in their wallets and pockets to go to waste.

Uh huh, suuuure... that's what all necrophiliacs say....

 

[seanf]

Re: Beginning the new women's section of RWI

Clarification: I do not want to have sex with dead people.

I just don't want what's in their wallets and pockets to go to waste.

Uh huh, suuuure... that's what all necrophiliacs say....

Out of curiousity, LoS, exactly how did you become so familiar with what necrophiliacs do or do not say?

On second thought, don't answer that. I don't really want to know.

 

[hooligan]

Re: Beginning the new women's section of RWI

So, Sean is, presumably, this supposed "chiseled, muscular physique" to which he is referring? He must have been hitting the HGH pretty hard since the last photos he posted of himself....





Honestly, this infatuation with a storybook character is starting to get a bit creepy, Sean. Seriously. :shock:










:lol:

 

[LegendofSpeed]

Re: Beginning the new women's section of RWI

Out of curiousity, LoS, exactly how did you become so familiar with what necrophiliacs do or do not say?

On second thought, don't answer that. I don't really want to know.

Oh, I'll answer that.... I have a degree in psychology with an emphasis on abnormal psychology... whoever would have known that the only use I would have for it is in dealing with replica community members?

 

[seanf]

Re: Beginning the new women's section of RWI

So, Sean is, presumably, this supposed "chiseled, muscular physique" to which he is referring? He must have been hitting the HGH pretty hard since the last photos he posted of himself....





Honestly, this infatuation with a storybook character is starting to get a bit creepy, Sean. Seriously. :shock:

I'll make you a deal. I'll never post anything about Bond again if you and LoS agree to never post anything about your bloody PAMs again. And for the benefit of AH, PAMs are short for Panerai watches, otherwise known as Fisher Price's My First Watch. LoS and Hooligan are famous for taking their love of PAMs to the point of being fetishes.

 

[seanf]

Re: Beginning the new women's section of RWI

Out of curiousity, LoS, exactly how did you become so familiar with what necrophiliacs do or do not say?

On second thought, don't answer that. I don't really want to know.

Oh, I'll answer that.... I have a degree in psychology with an emphasis on abnormal psychology... whoever would have known that the only use I would have for it is in dealing with replica community members?

LoS, you do know that the "degree" you got from the University of Schenietycuthatten isn't actually a real degree, right? I know it came with a great frame and all, but, as a general rule, a real college degree costs more than $25 (including shipping) and can't be purchased from an eBay seller, irrespective of how much positive feedback he or she has.