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Is everything a conspiracy?
- Thread starter Klink
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Actually Seanf I think it was I who began the derailing process which is unusual because you usually need no assistance in that category. BTW smell my finger [smilie=thebirdman.gif]
Sean K
Sean K
Ok guys, I have a somewhat controversial question........
What is the American fascination with midgets???? :shock:
You put them in your movies, in your blogs, in your songs, in your porn... in your forums... they're in every second episode of Jerry Springer......
I have actually wondered about this before. Yep. I really have!
And I don't get it...
Theories anyone?
(and I do know I'm making a pretty big assumption here, about the American composition of this thread... but based on that recent poll we had, it may not be far off the target).
What is the American fascination with midgets???? :shock:
You put them in your movies, in your blogs, in your songs, in your porn... in your forums... they're in every second episode of Jerry Springer......
I have actually wondered about this before. Yep. I really have!
And I don't get it...
Theories anyone?
(and I do know I'm making a pretty big assumption here, about the American composition of this thread... but based on that recent poll we had, it may not be far off the target).
rooster133 said:
But don't forget that some of the most famous midgets--Kenny Baker and Warwick Davis--are English. And Time Bandits starred English midgets, and was written and directed by an American who has been living in England longer than he ever lived in America.
You know, once--JUST ONCE--I'd like to participate in a thread that did not eventually devolve into discussions involving midget sex and bestiality. Is that too much to ask?
Sean, you scream midget porn and bestiality... you can not run away from your true nature...
It's like a brand name.... people think Seanf and they think midgets and donkeys... all you can do is own it at this point my friend...
It's like a brand name.... people think Seanf and they think midgets and donkeys... all you can do is own it at this point my friend...
LegendOfSpeed said:
Thats just two things we think. The other thing that jumps to mind is the whole "homo-erotic" fixation on Daniel Craig. I don't even want to delve into what could possibly be going on in regards to Sean Connery! :shock:
Dragging this thread kicking and screaming back to its original topic, I think Klink was right when he said this is a conspiracy! It's a conspiracy to piss me right the hell off.
Silly Season (ing)
Humping eager staffs with trombone members
blowing smoke at midges, urologists seeking daytoonas
flocking around the odiferous postings of derangment and lustings
after any kind of crack to get the members staff higher and higher always
mass production for thread of monkey love goat busts and tiny people crawling
under any kilt any g spot kini male or feeemale not a care
the silly season silly putty must be put to good use!
Humping eager staffs with trombone members
blowing smoke at midges, urologists seeking daytoonas
flocking around the odiferous postings of derangment and lustings
after any kind of crack to get the members staff higher and higher always
mass production for thread of monkey love goat busts and tiny people crawling
under any kilt any g spot kini male or feeemale not a care
the silly season silly putty must be put to good use!
Klink said:
To me, this reads like something that was originally in Japanese, but then translated into French, then to German, and then finally to English, all by the google translation program.
That question can be easily answered: It's a known "fact" that everything is bigger in the US. That of course make the extra crazy small people (aka midgets) seem that much more different and "exotic". In for example Asia on the other hand, there are so many people that are short anyway, that the extra crazy small people (aka midgets) are nothing special. There, mystery solved.rooster133 said:
piratedzeus said:
Do you really wonder? Because I don't. There are some things that you're just better off not knowing. By a coincidence, many of these things involve Sub4Me in some capacity.