Lack of Participation!

[coop]

Wait a minute..........This is a watch forum? Damn, no wonder I have been having problems finding more horse/dog/midget/Ricci porn! And the "Hot plate loving milfs" just wasnt hard core enough for me.

 

[seank]

Oh yeah? Well I know Muai Tai, Brazillian Ju Jitzu, and a little thing I like to call "i nailed your mom". I'm so bad ass, there isn't one little kid in any of my karate classes that even wants to spar with me cause i UNLEASH THE FURY! Yeah I've got a small penis and nobody likes me, but I drive a porsche worth more than your LIFE so f**k you! Like the other day, I was walking down the street and this little old lady told me she liked my watch, so I said, "What f**k you! It's not fake!" So I went into karate mode and SCISSOR KICKED HER IN THE FACE! *WHAM BAM* Then I pulled her up by her hair but her wig came off, turns out she was bald! *GROSS* Fucking old people. Then I picked her up by the ears and kneed her in the face muai tai style! *BLADOW* And I was like "That's what you get for walking so slow b**ch! AND THERE'S NO WAY YOU COULD KNOW MY WATCH IS FAKE, CAUSE IT'S NOT, IT'S A MODDED MBW SUPER DUPER ULTIMATE SUB, AND IT'S REAL! REAL I SAY! IT USES THE SAME MOVEMENT MOST REAL WATCHES DO ANYWAY, IT'S SWISS ETA, IT'S A DIVISION OF SWATCH, PLUS I BOUGHT IT FOR A GOOD VALUE, NOT CAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD A REAL ONE CAUSE I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON KARATE CLASSES, SO f**k YOU! OH, AND I DRIVE A PORSCHE WORTH MORE THAN YOUR GRANDCHILDREN!" *KAZAAM* Yeah, I showed her what's what. That's the last time she'll be calling me out on my watch. But I gtg, I'm late for yoga class WHERE I PICK UP CHICKS LIKE YOUR MOM! AMERICA!!! f**k YEAH!!!




Hows that for participation.




Sean K

 

[seanf]

Oh, how I wish we still had RWI bucks so I could give a bunch of them to Seank for reminding us of that glorious, glorious post. Speaking of lack of participation, where is Davebs (the original author of that piece of brillance)?

 

[Dizzy]

lol

 

[brtelec]

Nicely done Sean!

 

[seanf]

Nicely done Sean!

Thanks, brt! I really appreciate it. You've always been one of my favorite members!

Unless your message of thanks was meant for Seank. In which case, fuck off.

 

[brtelec]

I am at a loss for words! Now I am afraid to say who I was talking to.

 

[Klink]

f**k off.

means?

anyone too stupid to see it your way..

Atilla the Hun had a staff who understood..

Participate or choke on dung dust!

:lol:

k

Life is Good!

 

[hk45ca]

or having some barley and hops tossed accross them. lol :lol:

Now, I've heard of midget tossing, but tossing beer on midgets? That just seems like a waste of alcohol to me. Do you have an alcohol problem hk?

HK left off the most important aspect of the whole-tossing-beer-on-midgets-thing, and that's after you toss the beer on the midget, you need to put the midget on a stick and then suck him/her like a lollipop. A booze and midget flavored lollipop. Mmmm, good.

you said lollipop, there are even watches. FUCK YEAH, ONLY IN AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cKDygsf ... re=related

 

[Klink]

f**k YEAH

:lol: :roll: :mrgreen: :shock: 8)

 

[seanf]

Funny how you'd never see a discussion like this over on RWG or RG, ain't it. I can't remember the last time I saw a beer and midget flavored lollipop even mentioned on either of those places.

 

[seank]

or "snorting lines off a dead hooker". You just don't get that kind of fun there. Glad to see you back Seanf and hey fuck off to you too.





Sean K

 

[Dan_Gerous]

Funny how you'd never see a discussion like this over on RWG or RG, ain't it. I can't remember the last time I saw a beer and midget flavored lollipop even mentioned on either of those places.

Or anywhere else for that matter.

This place is really starting to feel like home.

 

[seanf]

Funny how you'd never see a discussion like this over on RWG or RG, ain't it. I can't remember the last time I saw a beer and midget flavored lollipop even mentioned on either of those places.

Or anywhere else for that matter.

This place is really starting to feel like home.

If your home smells of beer & midget flavored lollipops, I would humbly suggest that it's time to start on that spring cleaning you've been putting off. Either that or just ask the midget to leave.

 

[Dan_Gerous]

Now, asking my mom to leave would just be rude, wouldn't it?

 

[brtelec]

You should probably ask her to leave before I tell you about my last trip to Mexico! Let's just say Donkey, Hookers, Yellow Rubber Hip Waders and a 9 iron! The only thing missing was of course a midget.

 

[cybee]

Donkey, Hookers, Yellow Rubber Hip Waders and a 9 iron! The only thing missing was of course a midget.

...and a short par 3...guessing the hooker already had your putter. :shock:

 

[sub4me]

F u c k yeah. 8)

 

[seanf]

I was wondering how long it would be before Sub showed up. Welcome to the party! And only 11 pages late!

 

[hk45ca]

yeah but it is just now getting started really good.