JcPenney again LOL

[hk45ca]

As long as shes there I'll be repeat customer. :wink:

cool!! i will wait for you to sell them when you are tired of them! lol 8)

 

[brtelec]

That was funny. I have to say I love my Invictas. I bought a couple from Overstock.com and a couple from Shopnbc. These things are built like tanks. I have my Mdl. 3478 w/ the carbon fiber dial with me right now at work offshore. These things take a beating at work and I am here to tell you they do not leak!

 

[jfreeman420]

Great story. Same kinda thing happened to me at Mayors. I was looking at Rolex, Panerai, Breitling and Cartier like I'd ever buy one at full price from an AD. the sales girl was super cute and surprisingly knowledgeable about watches. Got her card walked around a bit and went back. Saw her big smile and all she could say was.

"which watch did you decide to buy?" All she wanted was the commision. Guess I gotta shop around at lower end stores more. Bet if I sprung for the $20k she woulda been sprung though.

 

[R2D4]

SUB, I live vicariously through you my friend! [smilie=notworthy.gif]

 

[coop]

Sub4me, as you may remember, I am a BIG Invicta fan myself. I have Lupahs, Pro Divers, Object D'Arts, and of course, I have an Ocean Ghost! Mine it the Silver face. I love it! Great story. BTW if you need any one to film let me know! Or if ya just want to swap videos!

 

[amptor]

Cheap Nauticas? when I went to dillards, I saw one there that was $60 that I wanted.. I passed... That invica looks nice but it's sold at jcpenney come on j/k they sell seiko there too. Yeah I'd have to admit that the intellegence at that place leaves something to be desiered, the lady in the jewelry section last year thought my mom (who is nearing 70 years old) was my g/f and I'm only in my 20's! So when I went back she was acting creepy, I was like..come on yo that was my mom what did you think this was.

 

[CISO1969]

Heres a little diddy. I'm at the mall minding my own fucking business, looking for some new shoes. Now listen if I was Sahq, 50cent, or Abdul Jaber or whatever, man I could find all kinda shoes, course they would all be orange, red, purple and have springs in the heels but man I'd be straight. But F that I ain't none of those mofos. I'm a white guy looking for some shoes not office shoes just a pair of shoes, you know to wear on the weekend to go apple picking or whatever the fuck I do in the fall. But you know what? Unless you want sandles, $200 tennis shoes, or some giant heeled punker boot where the fuck do you get shoes? Then it hits me F this theres JcPenney here the Invicta heaven on earth. Oh yea I bought one . Course I asked myself I said sub do you need another watch? No I answered, shit. Sub how would you like to bang that chick behind the watch display? Well thats all it took and I'm standing over there fondling watches and wanting to fondle her. Enough with that you get the picture. Ok ok I tell you a bit more turns out shes got gorgeous brown hair and beautiful green eyes and best of all a very loose shirt unbuttoned down to the third button, not slutty, but very sexy (just enough to get a good glimpse at the right angle 8) ) Can help you? She says, hell ya you can help me, I want to see that watch on the bottom shelf the one closet to the front, and I wanna see the one next to it, after you put this one back, and I wanna see the one next to it after you put that one back, infact I wanna the entire bootom row one at a time. 8)

Now I finally see something I'm intrested in besides that I tell her hey can I see that blue dial Invicta? She hands it over I say nice watch, she says its her favorite and puts it on me and say I like it alot she says me too and then slips it off my wrist and onto hers to give me a shot of how it looks on, it looked great on her of course. I ask how much? Knowing full well how much it is she tells me about the 25% sale going on blah, blah, blah and then says I can also give you a 15% discount so that'll be 40%. I'll take it I say. I pay her and just before I leave she hands me her card and says if there Anything Else (yes she said it that way) I need I could call her. 8)

How cool is this chick? Very cool I'm thinking infact I'm calling as soon as I get to the office. I do and of course she remembers me the handsome devil that I am, thanks me for the sale and ask is there something I needed or forgot? I jokingly say yes I forget to get your phone number (figuring shes about hang up any second now) when she says no you didn't, look on the back of the card, and there it was her cell number and under it says call me anytime signed Lisa. We talked awhile were meeting later in the week and the rest is none of your f'ing business.

Dude if she has business cards pre-filled with her personal cell phone number and name in pen on the back to give out with each invicta watch sale, I 'd say she's running a side business or has a deep rehaut and loose bezel

Make sure you wear double AR, and be careful of any cuts or abrasions that have not fully healed. Afterwards soak in chlorox and water solution



I am quite helpful aren't I?

CISO

 

[sub4me]

Dude if she has business cards pre-filled with her personal cell phone number and name in pen on the back to give out with each invicta watch sale, I 'd say she's running a side business or has a deep rehaut and loose bezel CISO

Dude the card are the stores jewlery dept cards. She wrote her name and cell on the back for me. Which is why you didn't get it.

All you other guys LOL.

Oh and no pics and vids you bunch or horney pricks.

 

[cybee]

I was wondering if anyone got the bottom row thing, LOL and thanks man. 8)

cybee got it and will be awaiiting sub4me's post the morning after and don't forget to take her out for some cheap eats.

 

[Snrubb]

I think we needs some pictures to go along with this story.

 

[sub4me]

Tell ya what when you guys start posting pics of women I will consider it. 8)

 

[Snrubb]

Ok here is a pic of my wife.

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[sub4me]

Very nice, but somehow I don't think thats what the guys are talking about. LOL

 

[Snrubb]

Very nice, but somehow I don't think thats what the guys are talking about. LOL

Regular pics are fine with me. I need to live vicariously through you non-married guys now.

 

[sub4me]

Who said I wasn't married??

 

[Snrubb]

Who said I wasn't married??

touche!

 

[sub4me]

It one thing to post some funny stories its another to ask a girl if I can take pics and then post them, it voids the secrecy ya know??

 

[Snrubb]

That's why you need a hat similar to this. (hidden camera inside for non-Simpsons fans)

 

[Hellcat]

There is absolutely nothing more I enjoy than reading a post by my bud Sub4me.....Im usually laughing my ass off and enjoying every part of it. Picking f'ing apples in the fall kinda shoes!!! Oh, yeah, got the bottom row part...tig ol biddies at the right angle right bro!!! :lol:
Oh...you got a watch as well...nice watch..LOL....

 

[sub4me]

Hidden camera LMAO man.

Hellcat, WTF would this place without you?? I don't wanna know and I'm very pleased you enjoy my post. More will come I assure you. Tig o biddies, you crack me up.