The theme song to the new Muppet Mod Squad!!!!

[seanf]

Because everyone needs their own theme song, I humbly offer THE OFFICIAL THEME SONG TO THE NEW MUPPET MOD SQUAD!!!!

Goldmuppet.
Bert’s the man, the man with the Muppet touch,
A puppeteer’s touch.
Such a cold strumpet
Beckons you to place your hand under him,
But don't go in!

Golden words he will pour in your ear,
But his love for Ernie is what you fear.
For the puppet-on-puppet love is near
Ernie will learn lessons of love ...

From Mister Goldmuppet.
Pretty Ernie, beware of Bert’s moves and thrusts.
Bert will slate his lusts.

Pretty nothings he will say over beer,
But his “Big Bangâ€

 

[CISO1969]

LMAO....pretty good stuff.

It's a good thing no one else around here plays around with song parodies or muppet themed songs

:wink: :lol: :twisted:

 

[mjv]

Not sure you are aware of this , but you are quite ill :wink:

 

[seank]

He knows, believe me.




@Seanf I think you were dropped on your head too many times as a child. Thats some funny stuff Sean.




Sean K

 

[seanf]

Now, all I need is a hollowed out volcano that I can use as my secret base with all my henchmen. On a related topic, anyone know where to get some good henchmen these days? I'm looking for a few good men who look good in jumpsuits, are terrible shots, have a tendency to sleep on the job, are easily distracted by noises down the hall, and can die in spectacular fashion (preferably in an explosion of some kind).

 

[CISO1969]

Now, all I need is a hollowed out volcano that I can use as my secret base with all my henchmen. On a related topic, anyone know where to get some good henchmen these days? I'm looking for a few good men who look good in jumpsuits, are terrible shots, have a tendency to sleep on the job, are easily distracted by noises down the hall, and can die in spectacular fashion (preferably in an explosion of some kind).

Might want to broaden the search to other forums. That's quite a laundry list.

 

[seanf]

Now, all I need is a hollowed out volcano that I can use as my secret base with all my henchmen. On a related topic, anyone know where to get some good henchmen these days? I'm looking for a few good men who look good in jumpsuits, are terrible shots, have a tendency to sleep on the job, are easily distracted by noises down the hall, and can die in spectacular fashion (preferably in an explosion of some kind).

Might want to broaden the search to other forums. That's quite a laundry list.

Good point. I should have phrased it like this:

I'm looking for a few good men who look good in jumpsuits, are terrible shots, have a tendency to sleep on the job, are easily distracted by noises down the hall, and can die in spectacular fashion (preferably in an explosion of some kind) and are willing to be paid in replica watches.

 

[mjv]

Now, all I need is a hollowed out volcano that I can use as my secret base with all my henchmen. On a related topic, anyone know where to get some good henchmen these days? I'm looking for a few good men who look good in jumpsuits, are terrible shots, have a tendency to sleep on the job, are easily distracted by noises down the hall, and can die in spectacular fashion (preferably in an explosion of some kind).

Might want to broaden the search to other forums. That's quite a laundry list.

Good point. I should have phrased it like this:

I'm looking for a few good men who look good in jumpsuits, are terrible shots, have a tendency to sleep on the job, are easily distracted by noises down the hall, and can die in spectacular fashion (preferably in an explosion of some kind) and are willing to be paid in replica watches.

Oh, behave

 

[seanf]

MJV-- you interested in being my No. 1 henchmen? Do you have any unusual physical deformities? Like a missing eye or arm or something?

 

[mjv]

you mean besides the fact that i'm all green,an amphibian and the middle finger on my feft hand smells like miss piggy :shock: d4me hasn't told anyone yet....ooops :wink:

 

[mjv]

other than that i,m your man, er frog

 

[seank]

@Seanf. Wouldn't that add to the character of your "henchmen"? I know thats what you like to call them, wouldn't concubine be more appropriate? A couple stumps maybe a missing finger or an eye patch and you're all set. In fact I don't want to even bring up someone with a fake eye around you, forget I even said it.





Sean K

 

[fakemaster]

 

[seanf]

@Seanf. Wouldn't that add to the character of your "henchmen"? I know thats what you like to call them, wouldn't concubine be more appropriate? A couple stumps maybe a missing finger or an eye patch and you're all set. In fact I don't want to even bring up someone with a fake eye around you, forget I even said it.





Sean K

seank, the English language does not contain the words for me to adequately describe my feelings about your post, although "Friggin' ICK, man" comes close.

 

[CISO1969]

I think he is mis-typing, I mean he might really want to type "wenchmen", which could mean a totally different thing altogether, especially in Thailand.

But let's assume for a second, that Seanf means henchmen, does one go to a referral agency to find them? Put an ad in the paper, or scour the watch boards for as many unsavory WIS types he can find?

Hmmmmmmm, but then again, what the fraqgle rock do I know?

 

[mjv]

fmaster looks like he's game.....what's our first mission ,oh gold one? :twisted:

 

[seanf]

Gee, I never got beyond the stage of henchmen collecting before, so I never actually considered what to do with my henchmen if I ever got any. Um, how does getting an Orange Smoothie sound? Not evil enough?

 

[dave123]

who started this whole muppet thing anyway?....i am diggin the role of hitman Elmo though... 8)

 

[mjv]

Gee, I never got beyond the stage of henchmen collecting before, so I never actually considered what to do with my henchmen if I ever got any. Um, how does getting an Orange Smoothie sound? Not evil enough?

seriously bro. you have an advanced illness :shock: .....roflmao

 

[seanf]

Gee, I never got beyond the stage of henchmen collecting before, so I never actually considered what to do with my henchmen if I ever got any. Um, how does getting an Orange Smoothie sound? Not evil enough?

seriously bro. you have an advanced illness :shock: .....roflmao

OK, then how about an Orange Smoothie..... with extra whipped cream? If that's not evil, then I don't know what is!