Anyone like Tall girls?

[Hambone]

I am 6'4" and my wife is 5'2". I have gone out with a number of tall women but for some reason prefer the shorter ones .

 

[Hellcat]

Oh hell..throw a bag over her head and she's good ta go......... :shock:

 

[d4m.test]

sure this is a woman?

 

[ssalxpanerai]

The small one seems to fit to my wrist size. The taller one is too big and may be hard to reach too.

 

[lexxdiamondz]

im 6'6 and wouldnt want a girl almost as big as me.

 

[cybee]

YES.

Would that be a non-discriminatory "like 'em tall, like 'em small", YES

Yes non-discriminitory. Actually the height to me is not that important as long everything else is proportionally accurate. If a women is 4'1 and weighs 280 lbs, then not good. On the other hand if she looks like Manute Bol not good either...I also think that most women want a man to be taller which is why you rarely see women hanging out with dwarfs. :shock:

 

[mjv]

Formally a dude! :shock:

Nope, just clever photography. Her name is Heather and she's 6'5"

Her site appears to have been closed, but it's on Wayback:
http://web.archive.org/web/200302071621 ... elcome.htm

i think it is friggin hysterical you know this....british or not :roll:

 

[sead1999]

im 6'6 and wouldnt want a girl almost as big as me.

totaly same here, actually i prefer shorter, its easier to throw them around, or ........................ you know what :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[cosmic]

Good Lord ! I could go down on her without even bending down ! Hope she's not a man...that would make me ...er....ewwww! :shock:

 

[kye_lin]

Im getting tunnel vision straignt into her chest. Must look away....

What chest?? I can only see two big BALLS!!

 

[jb]

Im getting tunnel vision straignt into her chest. Must look away....

What chest?? I can only see two big BALLS!!

You have to look between her shoulders, not between her thighs!

 

[bme]

I think she's attractive although she probably has a fanny (UK version) like a wizards sleeve!

 

[coop]

WAY to tall for me. I prefer the short chicks. I am 6'1" and my wife is 5' on a good day.

 

[CISO1969]

She's actually come over my house a few times. Every Thursday night I get together with her, Kissy Kapri, Cassie and Carmella Bing and I have them dress in whatever spare Warhammer and Spawn inspired barbarian gear I have lying around. I then link a special four-way leash to the ring on each of their collars and walk them around downtown Philadelphia. Usually after about an hour or so of this, I get really tired (ever try to get 4 porno stars in stacked stripper shoes to keep the pace? It's exhausting) and then we stop at a local "Mattress Giant" store I know that is open 18 hours a day (if you know the secret knock.) They let us in the back room where they keep the "returns" and I lay down while the four of them nuzzle and curl around me like a pack of 4 well trained puppies. They coo and lap at me while I chant over and over again "It's a Sealy...it's a Sealy......."

Crap! Fell asleep at the keyboard again! I had the weirdest dream......

:twisted: :lol:

CISO

 

[trevor2079]

She's actually come over my house a few times. Every Thursday night I get together with her, Kissy Kapri, Cassie and Carmella Bing and I have them dress in whatever spare Warhammer and Spawn inspired barbarian gear I have lying around. I then link a special four-way leash to the ring on each of their collars and walk them around downtown Philadelphia. Usually after about an hour or so of this, I get really tired (ever try to get 4 porno stars in stacked stripper shoes to keep the pace? It's exhausting) and then we stop at a local "Mattress Giant" store I know that is open 18 hours a day (if you know the secret knock.) They let us in the back room where they keep the "returns" and I lay down while the four of them nuzzle and curl around me like a pack of 4 well trained puppies. They coo and lap at me while I chant over and over again "It's a Sealy...it's a Sealy......."

Crap! Fell asleep at the keyboard again! I had the weirdest dream......

:twisted: :lol:

CISO

Wow.... I really don't know what to say about this one.

 

[mpa90]

In the words of Deuce Bigalow: That's one huge bit**!

 

[CISO1969]

My humor can be an acquired taste for some. I assure you that there are some people who have read that and still can't stop laughing...of course there are others saying "WTF?"



CISO

 

[pugwash]

i think it is friggin hysterical you know this....british or not :roll:

I have an eidetic memory for stupid stuff. This was on an Urban Legends mailing list a few years ago, so the name just popped straight up.

 

[CISO1969]

She's actually come over my house a few times. Every Thursday night I get together with her, Kissy Kapri, Cassie and Carmella Bing and I have them dress in whatever spare Warhammer and Spawn inspired barbarian gear I have lying around. I then link a special four-way leash to the ring on each of their collars and walk them around downtown Philadelphia. Usually after about an hour or so of this, I get really tired (ever try to get 4 porno stars in stacked stripper shoes to keep the pace? It's exhausting) and then we stop at a local "Mattress Giant" store I know that is open 18 hours a day (if you know the secret knock.) They let us in the back room where they keep the "returns" and I lay down while the four of them nuzzle and curl around me like a pack of 4 well trained puppies. They coo and lap at me while I chant over and over again "It's a Sealy...it's a Sealy......."

Crap! Fell asleep at the keyboard again! I had the weirdest dream......



CISO

I can't believe nobody enjoyed this ! This was some of the finest subtle, twisted, off the wall humor I have drafted in a while.

I must admit my feelings are hurt

8)

CISO

 

[soysauce8]

I thought she was on the kids from the movie Honey, I Shrunk the Kids